Song Parodies -> Make it Sleazy
| Original Song Title: | "Take it Easy" |
| Original Performer: | Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Make it Sleazy" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Well I'm runnin' to the shop
Tryin' to purchase some pop
I got chips and salsa on my mind
Standing in the check out
Think my brains'll fall out
Lookin' at Enquirer headlines
Make it sleazy, make it sleazy
Don't add a modicum of truth
Keep it hazy
Writin' up Baretta's case
Speculate on Michael's face
And add some men from outer space
And make it sleazy
Well I'm lookin' at a tabloid in local 7-leven
And such a fine sight to see
It's Elvis my Lord
In a flat-bed Ford
Drivin' out to join the Queen for tea
C'mon Oprah - she's a doper?
I gotta know if it's in print
Must be the truth, huh?
We can read the latest cure
For our acne, cancer, AIDS and more
Just buy this herb from Singapore
Won't make you queasy
Well Madonna's seen a ghost
Lurking by her bedpost
Got a liposuction on her 'hind
Britney's looking horrid
Lipstick on her forehead
Can't 'make up her mind'
Make it sleazy, make it sleazy
"Made love with the other Monkees"
So says Davy....
C'mon headlines, meet those deadlines
I gotta know the latest scoop
And who it maligns
Oh they make it sleeeeeeazy
They gotta keep it sleeeeeeazy
Tryin' to purchase some pop
I got chips and salsa on my mind
Standing in the check out
Think my brains'll fall out
Lookin' at Enquirer headlines
Make it sleazy, make it sleazy
Don't add a modicum of truth
Keep it hazy
Writin' up Baretta's case
Speculate on Michael's face
And add some men from outer space
And make it sleazy
Well I'm lookin' at a tabloid in local 7-leven
And such a fine sight to see
It's Elvis my Lord
In a flat-bed Ford
Drivin' out to join the Queen for tea
C'mon Oprah - she's a doper?
I gotta know if it's in print
Must be the truth, huh?
We can read the latest cure
For our acne, cancer, AIDS and more
Just buy this herb from Singapore
Won't make you queasy
Well Madonna's seen a ghost
Lurking by her bedpost
Got a liposuction on her 'hind
Britney's looking horrid
Lipstick on her forehead
Can't 'make up her mind'
Make it sleazy, make it sleazy
"Made love with the other Monkees"
So says Davy....
C'mon headlines, meet those deadlines
I gotta know the latest scoop
And who it maligns
Oh they make it sleeeeeeazy
They gotta keep it sleeeeeeazy
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werent the misplaced files supposed to be fixed... this deserves better votes than 2.9 and i dont believe theres 11 votes already.
Holy vote inflation, Batman! :-O
"Got a liposuction on her 'hind" was my favorite. Great job.
Hmmm... and I told all those people I paid off to vote HIGH. (j/k) Looks like the '2 guy' (cousin of the '1 guy'?) hit us half a dozen times! Ha!
Good song...I'll try to offset some of those '2's (once) =)
I'd personally like to give the one guy a bunch of fives!
"Make up her mind?" AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!! This deserves high marks for that pun alone!!! Nice Job!
Pippin gets the credit for that pun! :-D
Heh heh heh - it is one of my favorites - I have been carrying that round for years and finally it is of some use! Thanks Stray!
Don't ya just love the tabloids....
Easy singing , funny
Bravo!
Yup, another wayward voting file, I thought these were all gone too, looks like time for me to make another pass through the voting system.. There were only 10 old votes, and the score appears to have jumped by about 0.3 places when I got them removed, so most excellent job on the parody according to the votes.
This problem is worse than I originally thought.. the old voting files were indeed removed. This parody accidently got the same filename as an older parody, due to a coding problem. I know how to fix the bug to prevent this in the future, but untangling the bad files is probably going to take a few hours.
Fixed comments file and voting
Thank you ChuckyG for fixing that - on behalf of Meriadoc and myself!
I was sorry to see it drop so many places now that things are straightened out, but it looks like you have a couple of other parodies in the top ten today, congrats!
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