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Song Parodies -> "My Big Dress Size"

Original Song Title:

"My Fathers Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"My Big Dress Size"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

the word, Retound, means large and round
Eating food is really fun
Thats because I am redound
Eating more like Im insane
to restore my body frame

Just a lard bag I cant run
How did I get here
What have I done?
When did all this fat arrive?
How will I lose some
When I look at my big dress size

My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size

Then at noon, I do dine
I eat a lot of nuts and fries
As I watch my stomach grow
Feel my veins start to over flow

How do I lose, some weight today?
Why do I eat them
and lose some weight?
bite by bite, of french fries
I eat real often
Thats why I wear a big dress size

My big dress size
Ill always wear a big dress size
My big dress size

then I drink a few more beers
and I now am filled with cheer
Im like a man having a big feast
My foundations are made of grease

As my fat, it breaks my spine
Why cant I lose it?
So fat am I
bite by bite, I eat fries
I just ate 50
looking at my big dress size

My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size

My big dress size
My big dress size
When I look at my big dress size
My big dress size
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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I have an Aunt who's morbadly Obese, so I can relate very well to this parady! Good Job Michael!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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