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Song Parodies -> "Lyrical Beat"

Original Song Title:

"Freak on a Leash"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lyrical Beat"

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The Lyrics

I can't write or play any keys.
I can't find my lyrical beat.
This is where we are missing.
The point where there's no return from me, from me.
How many times, have you this thing. {at least a million times}
Playing too much "Freak on a Leash" {by Korn}
You don't know how to please. {I can try harder now}
In my mind's a clock's ticking, ticking.

I can not even play my songs.
Forgot the words so sing along.
This thing will blow up in my face.
No other label is with grace.

No one understands me.
This song has an awesome beat.
A cheap song for me to play.
We have to play this song today.

Can't find something that rhymes with capishe.
I want to get out this ditch.
How many times have I felt diseased?
I feel like a cat with rabies, rabies.

Sometimes I cannot play these songs.
Forgot all the words so sing along.
Sometimes it's messed up like my face.
No other label has no grace.

I can't feel the song inside me.
This song has been meant to be.
A cheap lyric sheet to sing.
I am smashed in the right wing.


So who has the money in all of this?
Who can rap like me?


Something takes apart of me.
This whole is meant to be.
The song with the lyrical beat.
This song's gotten straight to me.
Gotta be...
Has to be....
Straight to me.

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Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 16

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