Remembering the ways, of my childhood days
Was always such a big production
Kept the tv near, always did I cheer
Never missed the introduction
Watch them you will see, more is all you need
You're addicted to, Watch them now do you

Come running faster
Portray the muppets
You'll cry with laughter
Portray the muppets
Muppets

They are the muppets, they have no strings
Kermit's a frog, Miss Piggy's a pig
Fozzy's a bear, Raplh is but a dog
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets

Never missed a day, was sad the very day
When the show went off the air
Played Monopoly, was in misery
Until the re-runs hit the air
Watch them you will see, more is all you need
You're addicted to, Watch them now do you

Come running faster
Portray the muppets
You'll cry with laughter
Portray the muppets
Muppets

They are the muppets, they have no strings
Kermit's a frog, Miss Piggy's a pig
Fozzy's a bear, Raplh is but a dog
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets

Muppets, muppets.. muppets...

Muppets, Muppets - Will more episodes appear here after?
Muppets, Muppets - Each show held a surprise
Laughter, Laughter - Wanting all in me that laughter
Laughter, Laughter - Turned into goodbyes

Help me!

Gonzo's a what's that?, Rizzo is a rat
But it's a show without a season
Even with the praise, they ran all of its days
No one will give us a reason
Often wonder why?
The ratings were so high
No episodes are new
Re-runs will have to do

Come running faster
Portray the muppets
You'll cry with laughter
Portray the muppets
Muppets

They are the muppets, they have no strings
Kermit's a frog, Miss Piggy's a pig
Fozzy's a bear, Raplh is but a dog
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets
Statler and Waldorf will rag on your dreams
Muppets
Muppets