Yeah, this here's lettin'
All you Greeks know
What the Fates talkin' about
Yeah, that big guy, Hercules

Fightin' things so monstrous
Although his origin's scandalous
Truth is Zeus was foolin' round
Romanced a mortal when he came to town
The result was a kid that she called Herc
The reason for his bein' was theat Zeus could be a jerk
Strangled two snakes that were Hera's work
That Herc is livin' la vida loca

Now as the story goes, goes, goes
He had twelve labors that arose, rose, rose
And he vanquished many foes, foes, foes
Think they'll tell it again!
Now as the story goes, goes, goes
He had twelve labors that arose, rose, rose
They've told it for so long....
That Herc sure was strong....
Herc'les...str-str-str-str-strong!

It's a story everybody know (da da da da)
He's even got a TV show (da da da da)
The gods of Olympus were his half-bros (da da da da)
He's str-str-str-str-strong!

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, Herc'les, str-str-str-str-strong!
There's more to his story!
But you don't have time to hear it from me!
Go over to the library!
And read Greek mythology!
It's cool, it's action, it's worth reading
So go, hurry, read up on Hercules
Whoooooaaaaaaaa!!!!