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Song Parodies -> "Lovely PETA"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely PETA"

Parody Written by:

John Jenkins

The Lyrics

PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has sent a letter to Donald Rumsfeld requesting that dolphins and sea lions not be used to help locate mines in the Persian Gulf and that dogs, chickens, and pigeons not be used to help detect biological and chemical weapons. One PETA concern was that one dolphin was missing for 48 hours before being recovered.
Lovely PETA, meatless mates,
Please tell us your latest beef.
Should we pass laws to cure what causes you grief?

Ousting the Iraqi leader
Doesn't move the folks at PETA
Who think animals should never be sent to wars.
Liberators will be bolder
If it's known by every soldier
That dolphins have done all the mine detection chores.

Lovely PETA, meatless mates,
Now show some humanity!
When will you can your wild insanity?

In the gulf a dolphin wandered
And you PETA people pondered
How to really blow up a military plan
In a note to Donald Rumsfeld
You explained that you were compelled
To love a dolphin or chicken more than a man.

Lovely PETA, meatless mates,
Why are you in such a stew?
When there's a stink, why do we think of you?

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

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Rice Cube - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude Prez - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent idea and well executed
Your Worst Nightmare - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but PETA, (People Eating Turnips Anonymous), hate people more than they love animals. If meat is ever made illlegal, that will be the sign of the complete downfall of society.

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