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Song Parodies -> "Rock My Body (the story of a gay man in denial)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Your Body"

Original Performer:

Justin Timberfake

Parody Song Title:

"Rock My Body (the story of a gay man in denial)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

# 114 This song is about this guy who is like so buff (not me) and everyone thinks he is gay (which he is)and so its basically telling of the front he puts up around women, and his apparent gayness around men. so there you go peace --- Ghetto John.
Don't be so quick to think Im gay
dont judge me
cuz I work out my body
every day
Dont judge me
I will never admit that I am gay
Dont Judge me
I simply work out
and sweat all day
Dont Judge me

got abs, and I can jab
Dont want an ice cream swirl
they want the body I have
Come on, make me your world
See I've been watching me
I like the way I be
So go ahead, girl, dont touch
my ass shaking thing to much

So I lift some weights
And I lift a couple more
And ya'll come and watch me
till a quarter past four
cuz my hair is thick, it's smelling right
my chin isnt cleft and my abs are tight

Don't be so quick to think Im gay
dont judge me
cuz I work out my body
every day
Dont judge me
I will never admit that I am gay
Dont Judge me
I simply work out
and sweat all day
Dont Judge me

just look at my arms
dont want an ice cream swirl
cus I got, sweaty palms
Im HOTTER then all you girls
See it appears to me
I like the way I move
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
if your close and touch my groove

So I lift some weights
And I lift a couple more
And ya'll come and watch me
till a quarter past four
cuz my hair is thick, it's smelling right
my chin isnt cleft and my abs are tight

Don't be so quick to think Im gay
dont judge me
cuz I work out my body
every day
Dont judge me
I will never admit that I am gay
Dont Judge me
I simply work out
and sweat all day
Dont Judge me


look at me boys
look at my pecs, and my sexy arms
look at me boys
before I set off the fire alarms
oops theres a girl
Hurry up cover up your thongs
hey whats up girl
I work out naked, and the guys wear thongs

So what did you come for
I came to dance with you
And you know that you don't want to hit the floor
I came to romance with you
You're searching for love forever more
It's time to take a chance
If love is here on the floor, boy

Hey
look at me
Yea
Come on baby

Don't be so quick to think Im gay (Don't think Im gay)
(Come on and)
dont judge me
cuz I work out my body (just check out my body)
Evert day (Come on and)
Dont judge me
I will never admit that, I am gay
(I dont want to admit that I am gay, just)
look at me, I wont look at you(you you you you)
hey Im not gay (Come on and)
look at me

look at me boys
look at my pecs, and my sexy arms
look at me boys
before I set off the fire alarms
oops theres a girl
Hurry up cover up your thongs
hey whats up girl
I work out naked, and the guys wear thongs

Don't be so quick to think Im gay
(Ill never look at you)
Dont be so quick to think Im gay
(Im a hot muffin)
Dont be so quick to think Im gay
(I like the way I look right now)
Dont be so quick to think Im gay (its the YMCA baby)

Am I feeling me?
A HOT MUFFIN!
Let's make a bet
THAT I WORK OUT NAKED AND THE GUYS WEAR THONGS
www.ghettojohn.8k.com

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Pacing: 4.1
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Total Votes: 19

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sk15er boi - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Justin timberFAKE? Did you misspell his name on purpose?
Ghetto John - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That is correct.......Peace--- Ghetto John
yeah - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
ALRIGHT YOUR COOL!
grammar police - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice grammar "yeah". Go back to 6th grade. Not bad Ghetto John
Janessa - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, I don't know if you were trying to offend Justin, but you sound like you are really hot! Write a comment back to me for "Stronger" or "Senorita" a.k.a. "Draco Malfoy" I think Justin's cool. But if you don't then that's cool too. I love you Ghetto John! (And give me your age and location please. I'm interested. Grrrrrrrr!
Sabrina - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
was that supposed to be funny? because i didn't laugh. this parody sucks, and justin is SO not gay!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghetto John - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
you think im hot?,.....check out my bands website www.facedownonline.com theres a picture on the homepage.
meggymeg - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
this parody was hilarious. Good work ghetto john

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