[Player #1]
Saw your team warm up from third base
Wondered why you showed up in the first place
You guys should have just stayed real far away
'Cause when the ballgame starts up, you're history
Why you try at all is a mystery
Lord I've never seen a sorrier display

I saw your pitcher today
He never learned to play
When he throws the ball it keeps landing, in the dirt
I saw your pitcher today
He couldn't find the plate
I can't look at him without laughing, so hard it hurts

(Boooooooo....)

[Player #2]
I saw you guys laughing at first base
Wish I could bat in your jerk face
But I have to admit, that deep down I... know you're right
We've been losing each game for a long time
If we win this, we'll be on cloud nine
But that won't be happ'ning, here tonight

I watched our pitcher today
He threw it wild again
I can't figure out how our team got stuck with him
I saw our pitcher today
We should just pack it in
It's real obvious that we've got no, chance to win

(solo)

[Player #2]
I saw our guy walk out from the bullpen

[Player #1]
He ran face-first into your first baseman

[Both]
When he came out, we knew he'd blow the game

[Player #1]
The first pitch he threw went far astray

[Player #2]
I couldn't do a thing but pray
That he'd throw some strikes

[#Player #1]
We went out and blew him away (blew him away)

[Both]
The game only lasted a short time
The team finished twelve runs behind
And all of the fans watched the slaughter in dismay

Please send that pitcher away
He sucks too much to stay
I can't stand to see him walk the, next run home
God, fire that pitcher today
Send him to Double-A
I can't stand to see him walk the, next run home
He's so bad, he ruins the ballgame
Send him home