Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Pitcher"

Original Song Title:

"Picture"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"Pitcher"

Parody Written by:

My name is Kenny

The Lyrics

[Player #1]
Saw your team warm up from third base
Wondered why you showed up in the first place
You guys should have just stayed real far away
'Cause when the ballgame starts up, you're history
Why you try at all is a mystery
Lord I've never seen a sorrier display

I saw your pitcher today
He never learned to play
When he throws the ball it keeps landing, in the dirt
I saw your pitcher today
He couldn't find the plate
I can't look at him without laughing, so hard it hurts

(Boooooooo....)

[Player #2]
I saw you guys laughing at first base
Wish I could bat in your jerk face
But I have to admit, that deep down I... know you're right
We've been losing each game for a long time
If we win this, we'll be on cloud nine
But that won't be happ'ning, here tonight

I watched our pitcher today
He threw it wild again
I can't figure out how our team got stuck with him
I saw our pitcher today
We should just pack it in
It's real obvious that we've got no, chance to win

(solo)

[Player #2]
I saw our guy walk out from the bullpen

[Player #1]
He ran face-first into your first baseman

[Both]
When he came out, we knew he'd blow the game

[Player #1]
The first pitch he threw went far astray

[Player #2]
I couldn't do a thing but pray
That he'd throw some strikes

[#Player #1]
We went out and blew him away (blew him away)

[Both]
The game only lasted a short time
The team finished twelve runs behind
And all of the fans watched the slaughter in dismay

Please send that pitcher away
He sucks too much to stay
I can't stand to see him walk the, next run home
God, fire that pitcher today
Send him to Double-A
I can't stand to see him walk the, next run home
He's so bad, he ruins the ballgame
Send him home

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 0
 1
 
 3   4
 5
 4
 
 4   5
 2
 4
 
 5   9
 13
 11
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Rice Cube - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Woah...it's like y'all be sucking ideas out of my head B-) Unfortunately I don't know the original song, so I can't vote. Good story though.
Kristen - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
That is a great parody! It's funny, and it fits the pacing perfectly! Well done!
hottopicfairy - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great! The original song sux, but if you put this on the radio, that would be awesome!
hottopicfairy - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great! The original song sux, but if you put this on the radio, that would be awesome!
lebeiw - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it
007Nick - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment
It's Hilarious!!! It fits completely to the original pacing. I for one can tell you it is very hard to come up with a parody that everone will enjoy. To see what I mean, check out my latest parody "BUY ANOTHER WAY"...from the original "Die Another Day".
Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Came across this while writing my own Picture parody (making sure Fishing hadn't been done). This was pretty cool...very funny!
Trance - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great song. As a matter of facr, I dedicate it to the Texas Rangers. This song fits their staff to a T.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/kidrockandsherylcrow0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1555