Song Parodies -> Insatiable Women pt. I of I and only I

Original Song Title:

"Independent Women pt. I"

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

  
Parody Song Title:

"Insatiable Women pt. I of I and only I"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

BY GLUTTONY'S CHILD
Star Jones,
with Mother Love,
Oprah Winfrey
Its gluttony.
Charcoal ribtips, c'mon
Uh-uh-uh

[Bejuice']
Question. Tell me are you finish with yo' meat?
I fry my own wings 'cause you know I like to eat.
Always eatin' snackies when i'm feelin' greedy.
When it's all over my appetite's displeased.
Question. Tell me how you feel about this.
You gotta control me 'fore I get voracious.
I eat on deep fried foods and they're all oleaginous.
Split 50/50 on your chicken meal.

[Jelly]
The juicy pig feet.
I ate it.
The large bag of snacks.
I ate it.
The tender roast beef.
I ate it.
My stomache's displeased. I am still...
In-sa-tiable.
I'm greedy.
Lookin' for mo'.
I'm greedy.
The hunger's killin' me.
I'm greedy.
I depend on meat. (i depend on meat)

All the women who real overweight!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the tastays thats really greasay!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the mammas c'mon devour!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the ladays who truely greeday!
Flap those rolls up at me!
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?

[Bejuice']
Tell me if you want that cuisine.
I eat what I want 'cause you know I live to feed.
I won't work or exercise. I'll never buy food lean.
Ladies it ain't easy being overcome by greed.
Question. How much for that sandwich that you brought?
I'm eye'n on that burger 'cause you eatin' it to flaunt.
Girl, you betta' eat 'cause you makin' my mouf froth.
My appetite is still dissatisfied!

hook/chorus

[Bejuice']
Gluttony's Child.
[Jelly & Greedelle]
Whazzup.
[Bejuice']
You in da hut?
[Jelly & Greedelle]
Sho'nuff.
[Bejuice']
Break me a piece off that chicken wang.
[Gluttony's Child]
Sin of gluttony. (ooooooooooooooooh)
Big insatiable women. (oooo-ooooo-ooh)
Come and fill the bottomless pit. (ooooo- hoooooo)
Charcoal ribtips. (mmh ribtips)

Whoa, all the women who real overweight!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the tastays thats really greasay!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the mammas c'mon devour!
Flap those rolls up at me!
All the ladays who truely greeday!
You know you insatiable!
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?

[Bejuice']
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?
Girl, I didn't know you could devour like that.
Damn, girl how did you ingest that fat?
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