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Song Parodies -> "Aqua Sponge (SpongeBob)"

Original Song Title:

"Aqualung"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Aqua Sponge (SpongeBob)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

PATRICK THE STARFISH: Hi, I'm Patrick. I am the only friend of Spongebob Squarepants, and I want to tell you about my old buddy.
Yellow and he is drenched, getting in trouble with no intent
'Bob has a big, huge nose, greasy patties staining shabby clothes
Hey, aqua sponge
His friend is a moron, in fact his IQ's negative one
Hey, aqua sponge
His friend's name is Patrick, Sandy's place endangers our drying lungs
Oh, aqua sponge

Has many foes, his one friend I'm the only,
We waste time the only way we know
IQ is bad as he bends to pet his snail pet
He goes down to the Krusty Krab to feed

Ain't got a bone, old Squidward's up the road -
Spongebob lives in a pineapple under sea
Aqua sponge my friend, don't go away too cheesy,
You poor old sponge, you see, it's only me

Do you still remember December's foggy freeze,
When the squirrel Sandy's hibernating was screaming agony?
And we snatched our rattling last breaths and hardly made a sound,
And the flowers bloomed like crazy in the spring

Has many foes, his one friend I'm the only,
We waste time the only way we know
IQ is bad as he bends to pet his snail pet
He goes down to the Krusty Krab to feed

Ain't got a bone, old Squidward's up the road -
Spongebob lives in a pineapple under sea
Aqua sponge my friend, don't go away too cheesy,
You poor old sponge, you see, it's only me

[Solo]

La da dee dee
La da da da da dee dee
La da da da da dee dee dee dee
Aqua sponge my friend, don't go away too cheesy,
You poor old sponge, you see, it's only me

Yellow and he is drenched, getting in trouble with no intent
'Bob has a big, huge nose, greasy patties staining shabby clothes
Hey, aqua sponge
His friend is a moron, in fact his IQ's negative one
Hey, aqua sponge
His friend's name is Patrick, Sandy's place endangers our drying lungs
Oh, aqua sponge

Whoa-o-o, aqua sponge
[Spongebob]
PATRICK: Now, I'm gonna get me some ice cream! Yaaaaay!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 14

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Mr. Krabs - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome! I bet my money that this one would be cool, and Plankton payed me $2.00. Yours gets a 5,5,5.
Lemmy - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody ROCKS, dude! And I mean that with capital letters! Jethro Tull is an awesome band, and Spongebob is a gnarly cartoon! 5,5,5!
Patrick - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Uhhhhhhh.......I don't remember saying any of that! Uhhhh....I'lll give you straight fives anyway. btw, what's a 5?
sandykickstailfin - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
WICKED AWESOME PARODY! I tried to write an Aqualung parody once... it was about Oscar Wilde... it really sucked! But this was sweet! I love SpongeBob! Straight 5s!
someone - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
does anyone know where to find the actual song???

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