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Song Parodies -> "If You're Drunk (I'll Be The Driver)"

Original Song Title:

"In My Car (I'll Be The Driver)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"If You're Drunk (I'll Be The Driver)"

Parody Written by:

T. Marie T....lots of AKA's

The Lyrics

don't drink and drive...
you were at the bar and you started drinking oh no here we go
you weren't gonna get drunk but you quit thinking, oh no your brain slowed
you...can drink at home when you want to
you can grab a beer from the fridge's top shelf, oh yea its ok
you can drink until you don't recognize yourself, and then go to sleep for a week
i'll do anything for you
you can even drink out of your shoe

if your drunk i'll be the driver
if your drunk and out of control
if your drunk call me anytime
if your drunk i'll be the driver


if your gonna get tore up from the floor up
stay home to get stoned
just because you don't care about your own life
doesn't mean i don't care about mine
if you don't think about the things that you do
i'm gonna give you the shoe...you know where

and if your drunk i'll be the driver
if your drunk and out of control
your whiskey's straight your eyesight isn't
you are drunk, i'll am the driver
that's right

i don't mind throwing party's early in the day
so are guests could sober up and get home ok
and if you want to fix this house up like a bar babe
that's fine cause it's mine
for you there's nothing i wouldn't do
but if you drive drunk i'll leave you
if you live

if your drunk i'll be the driver
if your drunk and out of control
if your drunk call me anytime
if your drunk i'll be the driver

i am your designated driver.....

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