-> "Don't Mess With My Plate"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Mess With My Man"
Original Performer:
Nivea feat/ Brian and Brandon of J.E.
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Mess With My Plate"
The Lyrics
Oh, yeah yeah
[Velveetia}
it was hard to find restaurant that was good to me
so i'm tellin' every body, let me be
cuz this big fat woman tryna take my food away from me
so i thought i had to let her know, find some chicken you can call your own
cuz now you reachin' in the danger zone
and if i bite you i'll be wrong
if you mess with my plate, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
got my fork, got my knife, gon' cut yo' a** if you come near my food
don't mess with my food, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
don't let me syche my waiter on you, find your own plate
[JE]
it was hard to find a buffet that could handle me
seems like a lot of fat people tryin' me
that man just snatched my cheesecake, what the...! HELL NAW!!!
so chubby, better check yourself
eatin' all the food is literally bad for your health
and so you know, i am gon' eat that better find your own plate
if you mess with my plate, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
got my burger, got my fries, we gon' box cuz ya' lost yo' mind
don't mess with my food, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
man, you breathin' on all on my food, find your own plate
[Velveetia]
woman, i'm warnin' you, if you want my dinner
you should keep yo' pudgy fingers to yourself now-now!
[JE]
playa, i'm warnin' you, if you want a plate
i suggest you get in line and jus wait now-now
[Velveetia}
it was hard to find restaurant that was good to me
don't mess with my plate!
[JE]
it was hard to find a buffet that could handle me
don't mess with my plate!
[Velveetia]
it was hard to find restaurant really good to me
don't mess with my plate!
[JE]
so hard to find a buffet that could handle me
don't mess with my plate!
[Velveetia]
if you mess with my plate, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
got my fork, got my knife, gon' cut yo' a** if you come near my food
don't mess with my food, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
don't let me syche my waiter on you, find your own plate
[JE]
if you mess with my plate, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
got my burger, got my fries, we gon' box cuz ya' lost yo' mind
don't mess with my food, i'm-a be the one to break it to ya'
man, you breathin' all on my food, find your own plate
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