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Song Parodies -> "Michael Ain't Black!"

Original Song Title:

"Baby Got Back!"

Original Performer:

Sir Mix-a-Lot

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Ain't Black!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

it's only the first 2 stanzas, but it works
Jack-O is weird, and he cannot lie
You other people can't deny
And when the man walks in with his noce misplaced
With it fallin' off his face, you say
All those nips and tucks
make the people say "What the f*ck!?"
Out in the mask he's wearin'
People look and they can't stop starin'
Oh, Michael, What wrong with ya?
Look at your picture
You're white like Cindy Brady
Man, your skin's lighter than
"chigga-chigga Slim Shady!"
Yuck! Playin' with children
No, that little boy ain't yo' friend
You're loony...loopy
Having children as your groupies
We've seen you dancin'
We saw you romancin'
You were set...set
Probably haven't had a real woman yet
I'm reading these magazines
Saying "Jackson does weird things"
Take the average fan and ask him that
He'll say "he should be black"
So...people! "Yeah!" People! "Yeah!"
Should Mike Jackson be black? "Hell yeah!"
But he's faded! "Faded!" Faded! "Faded!"
Should go back to black

Michael ain't black!

Back in the day, he was big
And when he played a gig
Girls just couldn't help themselves
They were acting like animals...but then the scandals
Won't leave him alone...just SUE!
Double up...SUE SUE!
They couldn't find any Playboys
'Cause Mike's bedroom was filled with toys
Now, you could say Mike is crazy
'Cause he's got this crazy trouble
Lawyers bust his bubble
Left his career in rubble
He was cool in his old videos
Up on stage with his other four bros!
And they all had afros
Now Mikey's sportin' a fake nose
A word to the real Mike Jackson
Who's missing in action
I wanna get the facts in
And I gotta be straight when I say you gotta
PLEASE make some better songs
What the heck is going on?
Your latest CD release was WRONG
Didn't even have a hit single
With that lame song "Rock My World"
We need "Thriller!" and "Bad!"
What happened to the skills you had?
Yo Janet? "Yeah?" Janet! "Yeah?"
Is Michael from another planet? "Yeah!"
So come on...write a song
Put that shiny one glove on!

Michael ain't black!

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 34

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Klarissa - April 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This is so terrible and funny! Great job!
dave - May 04, 2003 - Report this comment
i award you the best parody on this site....this was well done and i give you a 10 out of 5 possible points....GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!this is radio material by the way, call the radio see if they will put it on
DatgurlRika - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! This some funny shyt,...U got some bangin parodies...loll...
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
THIS IS SO FUNNY!! Tears-flyin' off my face!! I'm in awe...brilliant,just brilliant.
sam giffney - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was brilliant it was the best it was really funny.
KOSHIE - May 10, 2004 - Report this comment
lanika - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
very funny
Dominic L. - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Wach yor speling!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, and still relevant over a year later! 455, you should finish this one off.
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Forgot to say, in my earlier pessimistic state, good parody!

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