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Song Parodies -> "Michael Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Cyco Vision"

Original Performer:

Suicidal Tendencies

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Jackson"

Parody Written by:

Eric Sarley

The Lyrics

This is a parody of 'Cyco Vision' heard in Tony Hawk 1, about Michael Jackson. Apologies, I guess.
He holds his kid off balcony
Let's ask his pet monkey
He ask witch doctor for a curse
To put on Steven Spielberg

We hate Michael Jackson
We taunt Michael Jackson
We diss Michael Jackson
but We watch Michael Jackson
(end of chorus)

He used to be called the Glove (True, True)
Now he gives "little boys" his love (Eew! Eew!)
And when you ask him he will say that he did not get no plastic surgery

His nose is more fake (and frail)
than the carrot in Monty Python and the (Holy Grail)
And when he's in the news he looks scarier than Thriller


When we see it, it makes us (scoff scoff)
To see his skin, plus his nose (falls off)
But we still buy and watch all things by MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

(Spoken)Hey! I like Michael Jackson
No swearing in the comments below please

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 12

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ramzi cola - November 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Question for the parody author:
Eric, do you still like michael j?
rc - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I was referring to the last line of the parody, by the way.
Eric - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Never did like him...he he.
Sean Willkomm - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That was the most hardcore song i ever heard!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAAAAA
Kyle willkomm - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
it rocked and rolled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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