-> "I'll Get The Walnuts"
Original Song Title:
"I Am The Walrus"
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Get The Walnuts"
The Lyrics
I have noodles you have peas and we have cheese and mix it all together
This is more fun than a pig and a nun in a barfight
I'm lying
Crushing up the cornflakes
spearing up the Spam kabob
Mutilation prob-ly stupid slurpy sloppy
Go plug in your naughty toy
We'll need it 'fore too long
Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food
Mix it beat it salt as needed
put a little cumin in the bowl
See how I slice with a sharpened Ginsu knife one pound onion
I'm crying
I'm cryyyyyyyy-ing
I'm cryyyyyyyyyyyy-ing
I'm crying
Yellow French's mustard
Drip it on the hot dog pie
Chowder needs some fishsticks; yes it sounds sadistic
Boy you've been a naughty girl
You turned the pickles brown
Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food
Toasting up an English muffin waiting for the jam
If the jam don't come I'll make a sandwich from
this pound of London Broil
Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food no you cook the food no you
Chicken cooking it's infernal don't you think
the Colonel laughs at you?
See how it's nice with
all the secret spice
See how it's fried
I'm frying
Salmonella poultry
endowing us with awful power
soon offended patrons shouted hey where is the can
You should have seen them pumping out their bellies though
Dry out the eggplant....
Fry up the eggplant.....
I'll get the walnuts...
You cook the food no you cook the food no you
You cook the food no you cook the fooooooood no yooooooooou
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