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Song Parodies for The Police

Original SongParody SongParody Author
"Bring on the Night" "Bring on the Right" "MrMacphisto"
"Can't Stand Losing" "Jen Can't Stop Loving Brad" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Can't Stand Losing You" "Can't Stand Converting You" "Elgin Edward"
"Can't Stand Losing You" "Can't Stand Losing You, Padme!" "Syncronos"
"Can't Stand Losing You" "Cat's Abusing Booze" "Kristof Robertson"
"Can't Stand Losing You" "Dream About David Bowie/Staple Gun Recap Song" "Amanda"
"Can't Stand Losing You" "Pants Can't Loosen" "DarkJon64"
"Contact" "Condoms" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Darkness" "Goin' Back Home To The Dursleys" "Scotty Dangerously"
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" "De Boobs, Boobs, Boobs, Et Ta Ta Tas" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" "The A A A - A The The The" "Stuart McArthur"
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" "X Is Not The First Letter Of This Title" "Stuart McArthur"
"De Do Do Do" "Wah Wee Wee Weed" "metaphorsbwithu"
"De Doo Doo Doo, De Daa Daa Daa" "Baby Talk" "Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)"
"Demolition Man" "Demolition Jew (Dr. Laura)" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Demolition Man" "Gold Snitch On My Hands" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Demolition Man" "Inquisition Man" "MrMacphisto"
"Does Everyone Stare" "Does Everyone Swear" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Don't Stand So Close" "Flu Outbreak" "Agrimorfee"
"Don't Stand So Close" "This Band's So Gross" "Rick Duncan"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me '86" "Don't Stand So Close To The Dreidel" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Busting To Go" "Stupid Un-funny idiot who thinks she is funny"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Can't Stand Her Hose Envy" "The Comedian"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Can't Stand No Clothes On Me" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Can't Stand The G.O.P." "William Tong"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Can't Stand This Hosiery" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Can't Stand Vasectomies" "Mikey Squirrel"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Can't Stand Your Parodies" "Elena M."
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Dick Needs Vasectomy" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Don’t Stand So Close To Me" "Don’t Be Verbose To Me" "Merry & Pippin"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Crowd Me In The Crease" "Clinton Rogers"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Drive So Close To Me" "Doommaster1994"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Drive So Close To Me" "Jeff Reuben"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me." "Don't Drive So Close To Me" "KJB"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Don't Drive So Close to Me" "Rebekah Dub"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Fart So Close To Me" "Anonymous"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Don't Park so Close to Me" "Danny Mew"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Park So Close To Me" "Rick Duncan"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Say 'Are We There Yet?'" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Don't Sing So Close To Me" "Go Johnny Go Go Go Go"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Don't Stand for Election" "Michael Pacholek"
"Don't Stand (So Close To Me)" "Don't Stand (So Close To Us)" "Stella"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Download an Mp3" "lebeiW15"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "I Don't Watch MTV" "Matt Flora"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "I'm playing SMASH TV" "Arcade Junkie"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "It Makes No Sense To Me" "Silver Power"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "No Namco X Capcom" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" "Pope’s Man So 'Knows Kiddies" "John A. Barry"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "This Guy's So Gross To Me" "Arwen"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "Too Close To Him" "VaNYIn26"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" "You Suck For Not Learning About Doris Roberts" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Driven To Tears" "Drunken Sports Nuts" "Agrimorfee"
"Englishman In New York" "Aryan In New York" "Malcolm Higgin"
"Englishman In New York" "Pastafarian In New York" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Englishman In New York" "Vegetarian In New York" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Breathe You Take" "Asthmatic" "YouKnowItsJoe"
"Every Breath You Take" "All the Meth You Bake" "Ben Schuldt"
"Every Breath You Take" "All The Meth You Take" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Breath You Take" "All The Meth You Take" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Breath You Take" "Any Lass, I'll Date" "Kristof Robertson"
"Every Breath You Take" "Dolores Umbridge Blues" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Bath You Take" "M. Hale"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Breast That's Saved" "Lionel Mertens"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Broth I Make (the bad cooking song)" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Call I Make" "Below Average Dave"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Call You've Made" "Bob Gomez"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Cent You Make" "David Aykanian"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Death You Fake" "Rick Duncan"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Death You Make" "vegan minstrel"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Dish You Make" "Rick Duncan"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Dress You Take" "Michael Pacholek"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Film You Make" "Jack Wilson"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Food You Take" "Mary Rose C. Roque."
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Heart You Break" "Elvis Town"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Link You Click" "Murshid Zaman"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Measurement You Make" "Michael Hack"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Mess You Make" "William Tong"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Piece of Cake" "lebeiW15"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Risk You Take" "MarthaDTox"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Show You Make" "Scathe"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Snap You Take" "Ogi"
"Every Breath You Take" "Everything's A Mistake" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Every Breath You Take" "Everything You Bake" "Agrimorfee"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Toy You Break" "Spaff.com"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every Wheeze You Make (Rick D's Got The Flu)" "Paul Robinson"
"Every Breath You Take" "Every 'yes!' You Fake The Meg Ryan Etude)" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Every Breath You Take" "Haunted Mansion's Huge" "Matthias"
"Every Breath you Take" "Heidi's Saga #4: Every Breath I Take" "Necrotoxen666"
"Every Breath You Take" "I Drink Your Milkshake" "Michael Pacholek"
"Every Breath You Take" "I'll Be Dodgin' You" "Paul Wooten"
"Every Breath You Take" "I'll Be Stalking You" "Anthony Knight"
"Every Breath You Take" "I'll Be Stalking You" "Jed the Gay Redneck"
"Every Breath You Take" "I'll Be Walking Soon" "John A. Barry"
"Every Breath You Take" "I'll be Watching You" "John A. Barry"
"Every breath you take" "Know the news are fake" "Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd"
"Every Breath You Take" "Like Watching Grass Grow" "Phil Nelson"
"Every Breath You Take" "The Market Is Watching You" "John Royce"
"Every Breath You Take" "We'll Be Stalking You" "Meedy Gray"
"Every Breath You Take" "We'll Be Watching You" "MarthaDTox"
"Every Breath You Take" "We'll Remember You! (Tribute To Tupac)" "T.J. Spindler"
"Every Breath You Take" "Why'd You Bin That Cake?" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Every Little Thing" "Every Hidden Bomb" "Alanna Blakely"
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" "Any Little Thing She Does Makes News" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "Every Little Fling I Have Is Business" "Cam Peckham"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "Every Little Song I Hear I Trash It" "Mikey Squirrel"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "Every Little Thing He Says Is Tragic (T.O.)" "Andrew D. Lacroix"
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" "Every Little Thing She Does is Tragic" "lebeiW15"
"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic" "Every Other Thing She Cooks Spaghetti" "metaphorsbwithu"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "Every Single Thing You Say Is Graphic" "the_conqueror_of_parodies"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "Hogwarts Is A School Where I'll Learn Magic" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" "I Had Thought This Song Sounds Pathetic" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Every Little Thing She Says Is Magic" "Every Little Thing He Says Is Comic" "William Tong"
"Ghost In The Machine (album)" "Stone In The Mirror (album)" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Hungry For You (j'aurais Toujours Faim De Toi)" "How I Got Into Quidditch" "Scotty Dangerously"
"I'll Be Watching You" "I'll be Stalking You" ""Odd" Lando"
"Invisible Sun" "Assimilate, Son!" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Invisible Sun" "Invisible Man" "Peter (the Reader)"
"Invisible Sun" "Wizard Nation" "Scotty Dangerously"
"King of Pain" "Acid Rain" "S.T.G."
"King of Pain" "Barack Hussein" "Poli-tick-ly Incorrect"
"King of Pain" "Clean My Drain" "lebeiW15"
"King Of Pain" "Dolores Umbridge Blues II" "Scotty Dangerously"
"King of Pain" "King of Pop" "blackjack21"
"King of Pain" "King of Queens" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"King Of Pain" "King Of Shame" "M. McCain"
"King of Pain" "King of Stain" "Boo"
"King of Pain" "King of Stain" "Boo"
"King of Pain" "King of Stains" "Jan Unwin"
"King Of Pain" "King Of Stains" "Malcolm Higgins"
"King Of Pain" "Look At Stars" "Steve Kalafut"
"King of Pain" "Plaged by Stains" "Walt Conner"
"King of Pain" "Queen of Hate" "William Tong"
"King Of Pain" "Queen Of Prom" "Cat"
"King of Pain" "The Sons Hussein" "Syncronos"
"King of Pain" "Use Rogaine" "fernicator"
"Man In A Suitcase" "Pain In the A------" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Message In A Bottle" "Agent Smith's Next Battle" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Message In A Bottle" "Alien Syndrome" "Larcen Tyler"
"Message In A Bottle" "Breakfast In A Bottle" "Alvin Rhodes"
"Message in a Bottle" "Building Ship in Bottle" "Susanna Viljanen"
"Message In A Bottle" "Bush Lives In A Bubble" "William Tong"
"Message In A Bottle" "Exercise In A Bottle" "Dan Creeden"
"Message In A Bottle" "Ferret in a Brothel" "Phil Alexander"
"Message In A Bottle" "Greetings On My Voicemail" "Phil Nelson"
"Message in a Bottle" "Kitten in the Jungle" "Logan Maxwell"
"Message In a Bottle" "Man I'd Like To Throttle" "Rick Duncan"
"Message in a Bottle" "Massage in a Brothel" "Merry & Pippin"
"Message In a Bottle" "Message on My Cellphone" "Marshall Coffey"
"Message In A Bottle" "Message On Your Mobile" "Christopher Long"
"Message In A Bottle" "Messages Forgotten" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Message in a Bottle" "msg n a btl" "Alex Morris"
"Message In A Bottle" "Peeing In A Bottle" "Billy Florio"
"Message In A Bottle" "Police Chase In San Andreas" "92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers"
"Message In A Bottle" "Praised Be Quetzalcoatl(Then Kiss You Aztec Goodby" "Paul Robinson"
"Message In A Bottle" "Sausage With My Waffles" "South Park Al"
"Message In A Bottle" "Short Message Service" "Sam & Kurt"
"Message in a Bottle" "Terminator's Next Battle" "Logan Maxwell"
"Message in a Bottle" "The Loud Car Stereos Song" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Message In A Bottle" "Tomb Raider's New Battle" "Logan Maxwell"
"Message in a Bottle" "Trying To Save Cbs" "Bethie Baby"
"Message In a Bottle" "Turtles in a Bottle" "Logan Maxwell"
"Miss Gradenko" "I Am Free To Go To Hogwarts" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Mother" "Dramatic Moment In The Wizard Courtroom" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Murder By Numbers" "Harry Potter's End-Of-Fifth Year Song" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Omegaman" "Quirrell The Double-Face Man" "Scotty Dangerously"
"O My God" "The Wizard Court Day Has Come" "Scotty Dangerously"
"One World (Not Three)" "Discovery Of The Sorcerer's Stone" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Rehumanize Yourself" "Incident At A Restricted Section Of Hogwarts" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Rehumanize Yourself" "Re-Proselytize Yourself" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Roxanne" "Block Spam" "Mikey Boy"
"Roxanne" "Coxman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Roxanne" "Grandma" "Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman"
"Roxanne" "Hassan" "2LD4U"
"Roxanne" "Hot Sand" "Stuart McArthur"
"Roxanne" "Jets Fans" "Max Power"
"Roxanne" "Liu Kang" "Pixton-Chuck-Cox"
"Roxanne" "Malin (The Reggae Ballad of Malin Reitan)" "92 CITI-FM & The Classic Rockers"
"Roxanne" "Mets Fans" "Max Power"
"Roxanne" "Oat Bran" "Tony Wiseguy"
"Roxanne" "Pacman" "Rob "WTH?" McDougal"
"Roxanne" "Pac-Man" "The Invincible"
"Roxanne" "Pete Rose" "Billy Florio"
"Roxanne" "Pox Man" "John A. Barry"
"Roxanne" "Rock Sand" "Pardoe"
"Roxanne" "Rocks Man" "John A. Barry"
"Roxanne" "Roseanne" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Roxanne" "Rumsfeld" "William Tong"
"Roxanne" "Stuntman" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Roxanne" "Tax Plan" "William Tong"
"Roxanne" "Tox Anne" "Warren Baker"
"Roxanne" "Wax On" "Rick Duncan"
"Secret Journey" "End Of The First Hogwarts Year" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Secret Journey" "Secret Granny" "Porfle Popnecker"
"Shadows In the Rain" "Windows Is a Pain" "Rex Ungericht"
"S.O.S." "My Brother's Girlfriend's In Trouble" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Spirits in the Material World" "Dimwits Flirt With The Nautical Girl" "Matthias"
"Spirits In The Material World" "Dudley Dursley's A Fat Material Boy" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Spirits In The Material World" "He Won't Hear It - He's Despised In The World" "William Tong"
"Spirits In The Material World" "Married To A Material Girl" "Agrimorfee"
"Spirits in the Material World" "Platelets in the Arterial Walls" "Merry & Pippin"
"Spirits In the Material World" "Ricardo's Spirits (Inc.) Own the Material World (Lucy in the Machine)" "Ol' John Brown"
"Spirits In The Material World" "Somebody's Eating My Cheerios" "Mikey Squirrel"
"Spirits In The Material World" "Spirits In A Medicinal World" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Synchronicity(album)" "Dumbledore's Army(album)" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Synchronicity I" "Bagdasarian Anthem" "Tokusou Sentai Blessranger"
"Synchronicity I" "Domesticity 101" "Merry & Pippin"
"Synchronicity I" "Eccentricity" "Agrimorfee"
"Synchronicity I" "I'm Sting, Look at Me" "Yoidy"
"Synchronicity II" "Synogogue'city II" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Synchronicity II" "The Drawing of the Three: The Dark Tower II" "Josh Bain"
"Synchronicity II" "The Hogwarts Train Song" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Synchronicity I" "Synagogue'city I" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Synchronicity" "Order Of The Phoenix" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Synchronicity Part II" "Reality TV Part II" "Syncronos"
"Synchronicity" "Syncronos' Rant on Reality TV" "Syncronos"
"Tea in the Sahara" "Last Night's Game of Clue" "McKludge"
"Tea In The Sahara" "Tea In Hagrid's Cabin" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Too Much Information" "Finding Information About Nicolas Flamel" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Too Much Information" "Too Much Medication" "Yoidy"
"Truth Hits Everybody" "Jews Love Everybody" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Walking In Your Footsteps" "Footsteps From Hogwarts Wizards" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Walking In Your Footsteps" "Stalking In Your Footsteps" "Elgin Edward Suiter"
"Walking on the Moon" "An Annoying Tune" "lebeiW15"
"Walking on the Moon" "Eat with Plastic Spoon (Asylum Song)" "Floyd's Garage"
"Walking On The Moon" "Porkers Are All Doomed" "Merry & Pippin"
"Walking On The Moon" "Talking Like A Loon" "Paul Robinson"
"Walking On The Moon" "Walking My Baboon" "Malcolm Higgins"
"Walking on the Moon" "Water on the Moon" "Wayne Land"
"Walkin On The Moon" "Flashing Me A Moon" "Mark Scotti"
"When the World is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around" "When the Bar is Closing Down, You Drink the Rest of What's Still Around" "MrMacphisto"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Dolores Umbridge Blues III" "Scotty Dangerously"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Hanging Round for Dinner" "Royce Miller"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Having You for Dinner" "Royce Miller"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Kicking My Computer" "lebeiW15"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "On Your Tube 'Round Dinner" "Royce Miller"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Picked On By The Seniors" "lebeiW15"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Pulling On My Finger" "Slightly Strange Al"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Rapping 'Bout My Footwear" "Ethan Mawyer"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Rapture Round the Corner" "Wendy Christopher"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Ring Around The Collar" "Agrimorfee"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "This Bee Has No Stinger" "Chris Bodily TM"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Wrap My Broken Finger" "Masha 93"
"Wrapped Around your Finger" "Wrapped Around my Fender" "Floyd's Garage"
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" "Wrapped Around Your Fender" "My name is Kenny"

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