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Song Parodies -> "Dolores Umbridge Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dolores Umbridge Blues"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my fifth Harry Potter song. It is about "Harry Potter 5". Though the movie is not released until July 2007, I have read the book once. This parody is my 60th, I mean, 61st parody. This is about the one bitch who would not stop treating the students at Hogwarts like shit. This is a view from Harry.
Every class we take
Every spell we make
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us

Every Hogwarts day
We all work and play
Everyday we say,
"She must go away"
She's been watchin' us

Oh, can't you see
We can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take

Every rule she makes
It is no piece of cake
Every curse we make
Every fight we make
She's been watchin' us

In Quidditch, I've been removed from that place
Just that one night, Draco made an evil face
Our big fight was one hell of a disgrace
Umbridge shooed Sirius in the fireplace
I keep cryin', "Please Godfather, help!"

Oh, can't you see
I can't feel free
She gives us headaches
There's no cure to take

Every move we make
Every note we take
Every class we take
Every spell we make
She's been watchin' us
Every work we fake
Every rule we break
She's been watchin' us

She's been watchin' us......

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
As having Hermione Granger as the alter ego, this was nice.
Kat - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
In my humble opinion, they'd better get somone BRILLIANT to be "that Umbridge woman".
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Imelda Staunton has been contracted to play Umbridge, per (she was recently Mrs. Blatherwick in "Nanny McPhee"). Radd, this isn't one of your better HP parodies.
raddog20002002 - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but I just do my best in my parody writing. However, I am gonna write more Harry Potter songs. Some people really like my Harry Potter songs. If I was just like "Weird Al" Yankovic and performed these songs publicly, I may or may not be as famous as that guy, but a lot of people would like my performance. If I keep up with the parody writing and do my best on it, I will NOT be criticized as one of amiright's worst parodists.
Melanie Lee - July 25, 2018 - Report this comment
A little late to the party with some 5's. Wands away!
Scotty Dangerously - July 26, 2018 - Report this comment
That’s ok, Melanie! Thanks for the 5s! In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve rewritten the Synchronicity album about the Order of the Phoenix, back in 2006. Now, I’m currently rewriting Madonna’s Virgin album about the Avengers’ Infinity Wars. One of these days, I will continue the Harry Potter saga. Wish me luck on the Infinity Wars album parody.

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