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Song Parodies -> "Don't Park so Close to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close to Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Park so Close to Me"

Parody Written by:

Danny Mew

The Lyrics

Good spaces, the subject
Of car lot fantasies
He wants it so badly
That space under the tree

Two big cars, both parked there
Parked closely side by side
Inching forth - he's so close now
This spot is half as wide

Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me

People are impatient
You know how drivers get
Sometimes it's not so easy
A good space is hard to net
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
He's looking, he's thinking
Tight space, but he will try

Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me

Road rage in the car lot
To hurt they scream and yell
Strong words in the driveway
"Why don't you go to hell!"
It's no use, he hits him
He starts to shake and bleed
He lies there, arms broken
And then gets his car keyed

Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me
Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me

Don't park, don't park so
Don't park so close to me

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Peter Andersson - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Such a simple yet perfect title switch, Rick Duncan have used it (and there's a couple of ...don't drive so close to me in the arcives) but your version is better! Not much you can do to alter the repetetive chorus throughout on this one so I'm gonna look the other way on that and give 5s.
Timmy1000 - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
I can relate to this one - too close may mean a nick or dent in the door.
Fiddlegirl - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Is it me, or are parking lot people making the spaces narrower and narrower while the vehicles just keep getting bigger and bigger? ;)
John Barry - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Good parkody.
blackjack21 - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Broken arms AND got his car keyed? Brutal, but a very entertaining parody. And I saw that spot first.
Christie Marie M - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
The idea of waiting for parking spaces are very annoying as hell, yet you also fight for the best space possible. I'm not going to park close to you. The best lot to park at is parking space number 555: Reserved for Danny Mew!
adagio - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Good rhyming! 5's
Ann Hammond - October 18, 2009 - Report this comment
he he

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