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Song Parodies -> "Plaged by Stains"

Original Song Title:

"King of Pain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Plaged by Stains"

Parody Written by:

Walt Conner

The Lyrics

What was I thinking... taking on an endless song by the Police???
There's a little brown spot in my shorts today
Right next to the one from yesterday
There's a red sock mixed with a load of white
My not sorting it out was none to bright

I have washed this before but the stains the same
I try to pre-treat but it's so much in vain
I guess all of that stuff used just went down the drain
So I am forever to be plagued by stains

There's a very bad spot on my shirt brand new
(Use some Shout ® on there)
How it got on there, I've not a clue
(Use some Shout ® on there)
It might possibly be from last nights stew
(Use some Shout ® on there)
I will get to it in a day or two
(Use some Shout ® on there)

I have washed this before but the stains the same
I try to pre-treat but it's so much in vain
I guess all of that stuff used just went down the drain
So I am forever to be plagued by stains

Got a bottle of Wisk® and a scrubbing brush
(Use some Shout ® on there)
I am rubbing like hell but it don't do much
(Use some Shout ® on there)
Searching the web for any helpful link
(Use some Shout ® on there)
So now everythings soakin' in the bathroom sink
(Use some Shout ® on there)

I have washed this before but the spot remains
All of these smudges retained, ending up as stains
I am hopelessly stuck as the stain marred Dane
Still it's my destiny to be king of stains


I wish some of these spots were the blood of Sting
With all the dumb lyrics that The Police sing
I've read them ten times and they don't mean a thing
And the numerous problems that each stanza brings

What a pain

(Sorry…Where was I…?)

I buy my t-shirts in a big six pack
(Use some Shout ® on there)
Buy all of my clothes off the discount rack
(Use some Shout ® on there)
There's a little brown spot in my shorts today…
Right next to the spot from yesterday

I have hung my laundry in the pouring rain
Hoping rain water would relieve this bane
I Gotta figure out how to end this refrain
So I guess I should just say, I'm the king of stains
Plagued by stains, king of stains, plagued by stains

I forever am plagued by stains
I forever am king of stains
I forever am plagued by stains
I forever am king of stains
I forever am plagued by stains
I forever am plagued by stains…
Copyright 2007 - WBC - All rights reserved

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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McKludge - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good. But for meaningless lyrics, my money is on YES. 555
Poomaster - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a good parody of a great 80's song. 555's for you.
alvin - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
good one...especially liked the anti-police commercial in the middle....way overrated band
Tommy Turtle - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Gets the Product Placement Award: $555. Check is in the mail.

McKludge: Isn't that what women supposedly Shout™ when they... oh, n/m. What about "409", which means nothing as a cleaner, 'cuz it was the name of a car?
Peter Andersson - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Pretty good, was the cleaned out letter in the title a meta-joke? ;-)
Walt Conner - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Pete, TT, Alvin, Poo. Mc K... thanx for the comments... No Peter! I am just an ID10T...
TJC - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Love it... your Dane's stains reign!
TT - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
But don't the stains on Danes reign mainly on the Thanes?
Walt C - October 28, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC , Danka, I didn't realize there was a list of long previous parodies with the same theme. Yikes, guess I will need to research my choices

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