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Song Parodies -> "Don't Sing So Close To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Sing So Close To Me"

Parody Written by:

Go Johnny Go Go Go Go

The Lyrics

This is my first parody, go easy on me!
Old singer, the subject
Of many parody
He sings songs, so badly
A talentless Geordie
Inside him there's nothing,
This bloke's an empty page.
A pension, he's so close now
This man is bus-pass age

Don't sing, don't sing,
Don't sing so close to me
Don't sing' don't sing,
Don't sing so close to me.

His fans are so senile,
A bunch of mad old gets.
Sometimes they swear they know him
Although they've never met.
Damnation, frustration
So bad it makes me cry
Striped jumper, he's wearing,
He thinks he's cool, but why?

Don't sing, don't sing
Don't sing so close to me
Don't sing, don't sing,
Don't sing so close to me.

His wife's in the bathroom,
Gets ready for the night.
She walks in the bedroom
Her negligee is tight.
It's no use
He sees her
He starts to tantric w**k
Just like the strange man in
His local Barclays Bank.

Don't sing, don't sing
Don't sing so close to me
(to fade)

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Michael Pacholek - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Tyler? 'Cause last I saw, Mick wasn't married.
Go Johnny Go Go Go Go - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
It's supposed to be Sting (striped jumper, Geordie) but I guess it's not that clear
Phil Alexander - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Johnny - for a first parody, it's excellent. I've never much liked Sting, either...
Go Johnny Go Go Go Go - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, encouraging words from one of the pro's!!
a - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked Sting&The Police, especially their songs!

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