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Song Parodies -> "Wrap My Broken Finger"

Original Song Title:

"Wrapped Around Your Finger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Wrap My Broken Finger"

Parody Written by:

Masha 93

The Lyrics

Showing off for the opposite sex can get you in a world of hurt....
Wrap My Broken Finger

I decided to learn to play tennis
Taught by some hott summer park apprentice

Clowning with my racquet, while I’d linger,

And that’s how I got a broken finger.

How could I forget back there in college

My sports skills weren’t sharp--they had a dull edge

I tried to show off my racquet hold

Now I sit in ER, growing old

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Shuffleboard, perhaps, might be my game

I don’t like it, though, it looks so lame.

I should have obeyed my intuition.

I’d have been much safer goin’ fishin’.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Ow! Please wrap my broken finger.

Got distracted by a sound behind me

Ball up-side my head--thought it would blind me

Try’n to learn this game is a disaster

‘Nother body part encased in plaster,

Will—

You please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger.

You, please wrap my broken finger....
Copyright 2009, M.R. Woodard

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