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Song Parodies -> "Every Food You Take"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Food You Take"

Parody Written by:

Mary Rose C. Roque.

The Lyrics

We were assigned to write a song in the tune of a popular song in my A.P. English class. So, I wrote this:
Every jog you fake
And every pie you rake
Every fry you take, every scale you break
They'll be mocking you

Every single day
That you spent in Subway
Changed the way you weigh, having more to say
They've been praising you

Oh, can't you see
When you were Fatty
How your poor heart ached
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every chair you break
Every smile you fake, every pound of steak
They were watching you

Since you've lost all the lard without a trace
I dream at night, I can go to second base
I look around, but I guess it's now a race
I feel so cold and I long for your tight place
I keep crying baby, baby please

Oh, can't you see
When you were Fatty
How your poor heart ached
With every step you take
Every move you make
Every chair you break
Every smile you fake, every pound of steak
They were watching you
Every move you make, every chair you break
They were watching you
They were watching you
Please comment on my piece.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

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LucidLupin LeeBee - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent - top class! ;) 5's
Ally - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey Mary! Your parody did kick but. Very funny and clever. See you in class next week. Be ready to perform! I support you 100 percent.
Poopie Longstocking - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I have to give you a perfect vote of 5,5,5 for parodying one of the best songs from the 1980's. And I enjoyed every line of the parody; you sure do write well!!
Grumpy Old Guy - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I long for your tight place? What the heck kind of English teacher would allow you to put something like that in an assignment?
Lechu ( Pawel ) - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
The song is cooll. I give you 5.
Grace Roque Dy - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi Mary! Sorry, I guess I'm outdated. I don't even know the tune of this song but I find the lyrics cool except for "... I long for your tight place..." I agree with Grumpy Old Guy. Call me and let me hear you sing it! Good job!
mae - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
cool! keep it up cuz!=)
Adagio - March 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome to the site. : ) Did you come with your own fan base already? : D 5's
Larry Hensley - March 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny parody. 555 lbs
Mama - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm proud of you Chut! Keep up the good work and let's practice singing this at home....I love you!
Natalie - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
It makes me want to listen to the orginal and sing your lyrics. Good job!
youknowwho - March 20, 2006 - Report this comment
how sad....

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