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Song Parodies -> "Turtles in a Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In a Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Turtles in a Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Logan Maxwell

The Lyrics

In a big sewer
There are mutants you can see, oh
They are Turtles, yes
They're cool for you and me, oh
See where they're going
You just don't see them where
Rescue them, they need to come away right there
Who'd send a Ninja Turtle to the moon?
Who'd send a Ninja Turtle to the moon?
Which turtle could be so kind?
Where is the best pizza you could find?
I hope that I will just find
Turtles in a bottle, yeah
Turtles in a bottle, yeah
A year has passed since I've sent them there
I should have known this right from the start
Only April can keep them together
Turtles will be there, but Turtles, sometimes not
Who'd send a Ninja Turtle to the moon?
Who has seen a Ninja Turtle on the moon?
Which turtle could be so kind?
Where is the best pizza you could find?
I hope that I will really find
Turtles in a bottle, yeah
Turtles in a bottle
Found them this morning, don't believe what they saw
Turtles have been eating pizza, maybe by the shore
Seems that they have been there a minute ago
4 Turtles on the moon, that's what you should know
Who saw a Ninja Turtle on the moon?
Who saw a Ninja Turtle on the moon?
What turtle was just so kind?
Where is the best pizza they could find?
I hope that I will now find
Turtles in a bottle, yeah
Turtles in a bottle, yeah
Turtles in a bottle, whoa
Turtles in a bottle, whoa
Searching out for Ninja Turtles
[repeat until fade out]

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