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Song Parodies -> "Flu Outbreak"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Flu Outbreak"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Used Kleenex
The product
Of schoolgirl malady
She's got it
Real badly
School's not the place to be
It's obvious
She's got it
The flu bug's final stage
The nausea
The sore throat
Still the infectious age

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me (2x)

Her friends are
So jealous
She gets to stay in bed
But hey, it's not so easy
To have a stuffy head
That's what they want to try
So they crawl
In her bed
Now aren't they really sly?

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me (2x)

They come to
The classroom
The flu bug starts to fly
The students
Take a piece of the pie
It happens
The kids start
To really shake and cough
Looks like an
A whole school week's called off!

Don't spread, don't spread your, don't spread your germs to me
[Please don't spread your germs to me]
(repeatedly to fade...)
Copyright 1988, Agrimorfee.

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Peter Andersson - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
It's about time someone commented on this one (first voter just left a 454) because it's not half bad, at least not IMHO.
unKnownVo - October 16, 2009 - Report this comment
. . with Open Borders & No Health checks at our Airports . . . diseases will soon be upon us ! !

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