(T.O. starts)
Although I tried to really tell him
Of the meanings I had for him from the start
But everytime that I see Romo
I just lose my concentration and my part

(Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song

(Romo)
Do I have to tell my story
Of two playoff losses here again?
The first went through my hands
The second picked off in front of the fans

(Both Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song

(Romo)
I decided to pass him up fifteen times a game
Wondering if he'll catch 'em some old freakin' way
But my picked off fears have happened
(T.O.)
Long before it gets to me
Long before the end zone you see
We will always be alone!

(Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song (T.O.)

Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song (T.O.)

Every little thing(x3)
Every little (x3)
Every little thing he says (x5)
Thing he says is tragic

T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O.,
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing he says is tragic tragic tragic
tragic tragic tragic

T.O. (hold "O" for about eight seconds, fade to end)