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Song Parodies -> "Every Little Thing He Says Is Tragic (T.O.)"

Original Song Title:

"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Little Thing He Says Is Tragic (T.O.)"

Parody Written by:

Andrew D. Lacroix

The Lyrics

A dedication to Terrell Owens, and in this instance, Getcha Kleenex Ready!
(T.O. starts)
Although I tried to really tell him
Of the meanings I had for him from the start
But everytime that I see Romo
I just lose my concentration and my part

(Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song

(Romo)
Do I have to tell my story
Of two playoff losses here again?
The first went through my hands
The second picked off in front of the fans

(Both Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song

(Romo)
I decided to pass him up fifteen times a game
Wondering if he'll catch 'em some old freakin' way
But my picked off fears have happened
(T.O.)
Long before it gets to me
Long before the end zone you see
We will always be alone!

(Romo and T.O.)
Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song (T.O.)

Every little thing he says is tragic (T.O.)
Every pass he throws is wrong (T.O.)
Does not have an ounce of magic (T.O.)
He's the reason for this song (T.O.)

Every little thing(x3)
Every little (x3)
Every little thing he says (x5)
Thing he says is tragic

T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O., T.O.,
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing he says is tragic tragic tragic
tragic tragic tragic

T.O. (hold "O" for about eight seconds, fade to end)

Written 1/16/08 by Andrew D. Lacroix

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
T.O.! Me say T., me say T., me say T.O.... Offseason come, and we want him go home! You want a five? You got it. "Next question."
Andrew D. Lacroix - January 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mike. I hate the Cowgirls.

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