Though I've tried before to tell her
That she has never had any luck before
Every day she comes to greet me,
She comes running and crashes into the door.

Chorus-
Every little thing she does is tragic
Every little thing she does is wrong.
Every little thing she does is tragic,
The list just goes on and on.

Do I have to tell the story
When she threw up all over my living room
It was really pretty gory,
And I must admit that her life is in doom.

Chorus- (twice)
Every little thing she does is tragic
Every little thing she does is wrong.
Every little thing she does is tragic,
The list just goes on and on.

Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little
Every little
Every little
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does
Every little thing she does is tragic
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing
Every little thing she does is tragic, tragic, tragic
Tragic, tragic, tragic