Song Parodies -> Asthmatic
| Original Song Title: | "Every Breathe You Take" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Asthmatic" |
| Parody Written by: | YouKnowItsJoe |
In the stages of recording....
Every breath I take
(Heavy Breathing)
Every gasp I make
(Heavy Breathing)
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray
I'm asthmatic too
And it's such a shame
I can't breathe today
I'm such a failure
With my inhaler
I'm asthmatic too
And when I sneeze
I start to wheeze
Tightness in my chest and I need to rest
When my nasal flare
And I'm needing air
With my shoulders back
Having fit attacks
I'm asthmatic too
When it comes on I feel my heart beat race
Its such a fright, turning blue around my face
Paper bag in my hand and I'm feeling faint
I'm getting cold sweats and I'm needing space
I just want to, want to, want to breathe
Oh doctor please
Sort this out for me
As I'm fearing death casue I can't catch my breath
Every breath I take
Every gasp I make
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray
I'm asthmatic too
(Heavy Breathing)
Every gasp I make
(Heavy Breathing)
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray
I'm asthmatic too
And it's such a shame
I can't breathe today
I'm such a failure
With my inhaler
I'm asthmatic too
And when I sneeze
I start to wheeze
Tightness in my chest and I need to rest
When my nasal flare
And I'm needing air
With my shoulders back
Having fit attacks
I'm asthmatic too
When it comes on I feel my heart beat race
Its such a fright, turning blue around my face
Paper bag in my hand and I'm feeling faint
I'm getting cold sweats and I'm needing space
I just want to, want to, want to breathe
Oh doctor please
Sort this out for me
As I'm fearing death casue I can't catch my breath
Every breath I take
Every gasp I make
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray
I'm asthmatic too
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