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Song Parodies -> "Asthmatic"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breathe You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

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The Lyrics

In the stages of recording....
Every breath I take
(Heavy Breathing)
Every gasp I make
(Heavy Breathing)
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray

I'm asthmatic too

And it's such a shame
I can't breathe today
I'm such a failure
With my inhaler

I'm asthmatic too

And when I sneeze
I start to wheeze
Tightness in my chest and I need to rest

When my nasal flare
And I'm needing air
With my shoulders back
Having fit attacks

I'm asthmatic too

When it comes on I feel my heart beat race
Its such a fright, turning blue around my face
Paper bag in my hand and I'm feeling faint
I'm getting cold sweats and I'm needing space
I just want to, want to, want to breathe

Oh doctor please
Sort this out for me
As I'm fearing death casue I can't catch my breath

Every breath I take
Every gasp I make
When I start to sway
Every squeeze of spray

I'm asthmatic too

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Parody Police - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Caution: Parodies about illnesses do not do well here.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
With bated breath, I await your recording...

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