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Song Parodies -> "Wizard Nation"

Original Song Title:

"Invisible Sun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Wizard Nation"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 3rd parody of a song from "Ghost In The Machine." It takes place where the students ride in the boats on the water from the train station to Hogwarts.
***Harry***:
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six

***Everyone on the boats***:
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh

***Harry***:
My cousin Dudley really f**ks up my life
And so does Uncle Vernon and his wife
I hate to spend the summer holidays
Doin' whatever the bad Dursleys say
My life with them is like a livin' hell
They treat me like I'm in a prison cell
All they ever do is hurt my heart
And I'm sick of hearin' Dudley burp and fart

I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school

My magic would give Dudley a fright
I can't stand him and I gettin' in a fight
He has a fat ass and a double chin
And Uncle Vernon drinks way too much gin

I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school

The wizard nation is my future home place
And the Dursleys are a bad muggle race
Dudley is a big fat-ass piglet
And Uncle Vernon always smokes cigarettes

I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school

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Agrimorfee - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
A little over-reliance on the original words, but pretty good. Missed this one, too.

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