Song Parodies -> Wizard Nation
| Original Song Title: | "Invisible Sun" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Wizard Nation" |
| Parody Written by: | raddog20002002 |
This is my 3rd parody of a song from "Ghost In The Machine." It takes place where the students ride in the boats on the water from the train station to Hogwarts.
***Harry***:
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Two
Three
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Five
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***Everyone on the boats***:
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
***Harry***:
My cousin Dudley really f**ks up my life
And so does Uncle Vernon and his wife
I hate to spend the summer holidays
Doin' whatever the bad Dursleys say
My life with them is like a livin' hell
They treat me like I'm in a prison cell
All they ever do is hurt my heart
And I'm sick of hearin' Dudley burp and fart
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
My magic would give Dudley a fright
I can't stand him and I gettin' in a fight
He has a fat ass and a double chin
And Uncle Vernon drinks way too much gin
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
The wizard nation is my future home place
And the Dursleys are a bad muggle race
Dudley is a big fat-ass piglet
And Uncle Vernon always smokes cigarettes
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
***Everyone on the boats***:
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
OooOooOooh
***Harry***:
My cousin Dudley really f**ks up my life
And so does Uncle Vernon and his wife
I hate to spend the summer holidays
Doin' whatever the bad Dursleys say
My life with them is like a livin' hell
They treat me like I'm in a prison cell
All they ever do is hurt my heart
And I'm sick of hearin' Dudley burp and fart
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
My magic would give Dudley a fright
I can't stand him and I gettin' in a fight
He has a fat ass and a double chin
And Uncle Vernon drinks way too much gin
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
The wizard nation is my future home place
And the Dursleys are a bad muggle race
Dudley is a big fat-ass piglet
And Uncle Vernon always smokes cigarettes
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
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A little over-reliance on the original words, but pretty good. Missed this one, too.
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