-> "Wizard Nation"
Original Song Title:
"Invisible Sun"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wizard Nation"
The Lyrics
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***Everyone on the boats***:
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***Harry***:
My cousin Dudley really f**ks up my life
And so does Uncle Vernon and his wife
I hate to spend the summer holidays
Doin' whatever the bad Dursleys say
My life with them is like a livin' hell
They treat me like I'm in a prison cell
All they ever do is hurt my heart
And I'm sick of hearin' Dudley burp and fart
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
My magic would give Dudley a fright
I can't stand him and I gettin' in a fight
He has a fat ass and a double chin
And Uncle Vernon drinks way too much gin
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
The wizard nation is my future home place
And the Dursleys are a bad muggle race
Dudley is a big fat-ass piglet
And Uncle Vernon always smokes cigarettes
I want to live in a wizard nation
Cause the Dursleys are mean and cruel
I want to live in a wizard nation
When I graduate from Hogwarts school
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