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Song Parodies -> "Wah Wee Wee Weed"

Original Song Title:

"De Do Do Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Wah Wee Wee Weed"

Parody Written by:

metaphorsbwithu

The Lyrics

Well, the president continues to step in it and then put his foot in his mouth for good measure. The latest is "Wee-weed-gate". Unfortunately, the media never seem to report these tidbits (when it comes to our new president) so it is up to amateurs like us to make sure these gems are recorded for posterity and (most importantly) the comical record.
WAH WEE WEE WEED

Think I’ve lost my mind?
Let blind lead the blind
Just look inside and zilch you’ll find
Like a broken clock that you can’t wind
So when the teleprompter fails me
My sticky tongue runs wild, betrays me

Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Is all I have to say to you
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Charisma, charm will get me through
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Is all I need to say to you
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
’cause it’s all happening at the zoo

Used car salesman, politicians
Pundits, hacks all have their mission
Now I’ve passed my own audition
Pray your own act of contrition
‘cause should my fluency evade you
My calm still coolness will amaze you

Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Is all I have to say to you
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Charisma, charm will get me through
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
Is all I need to say to you
Wah wee-wee-weed, wee wah wah wah
’cause it’s all happening at the zoo
Yep ... it's all happening at the political zoo near you.

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Fiddlegirl - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
DKTOS well enough to vote... (just the chorus)... but I think the "fake it till you make it" theme is spot-on!
metaphorsbwithu - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment Fiddlegirl. It was on the B side of the "Zenyatta Mondatta" album, the one with "Don't Stand So Close to Me." Am I allowed to put up a You Tube video of the song? You can play it and sing along if you have a few minutes to past. It's pretty catchy. :-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SojAZ0X1e0
Mark Scotti - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Wa wa wayyy funny parody, with many good points(555 of them)...

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