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Song Parodies -> "I'll Be Dodgin' You"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Be Dodgin' You"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

This was what my ex was singin' as she was packin' to leave.....
Every bite you take
Chins shimmy and shake
Every bed you break, every crap you take
I'll be dodgin' you

Every lardass day
Of every month I stay
Every belch you spray,there's no freakin'way
I'll be dodgin' you

Oh you can't see
Pecker when you pee
Big enough to be towed
As an oversized load
The next step you take
Might cause an earthquake
With front and back plates
Your butt covers two states
There's no dodgin' you

When you're done the food's gone without a trace
I dream at night of the gravy on your face
I'd fool around but my back needs a bigger brace
When you get bold I just reach out for the mace
I keep cryin', help me, help me, POLICE!!!

Oh you can't see
Pecker when you pee
And my damn commode
Is always overflowed
The next step you take
Might cause foundation breaks
This doublewide's fate, prob'ly ain't that great
There's no dodgin you

Every move you make, lard shimmies and shakes
I'll be dodgin'you
I'll be dodgin you

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Guy - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew a person who was so huge that when they got a VCR for a Christmas present they commentrd, "oh how cute, a pager".
mac - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This song has gravitas.
Birgitta - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol Paul..:-) (pecker when you pee-a hahaha) Well,I surely hope you'll be putting up "Suppertime" soon.That has to be one of THE funniest things I've ever read.You take care..(and I really am planning on returning to Garageband-I just can't pull myself away from here though..) : )
Meriadoc - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was quite funny!
Adagio - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I think you're on an extra funny streak!! Does this ever conjure up visuals!! :D 5's
Paul W. - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, thanks for your comments. This site has really inspired me, there is some seriously funny stuff here. I've enjoyed my four days here so much I'm giving up sleep for a while. The wine helps:).
Paul Robinson - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul W. - Just noticed your stuff in the "comments" section, not much on-line time lately so this is the first one I've looked at. Excellent job! 5-5-5. Looks like you are starting out on fire here. However, casting an extra "Paul" over the site could be confusing. I'm glad you started adding "W" after your first name in the comments.
ROSE - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great!! LMFAO!!
Paul Woooten - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Rose, many thanks.Could you take my order now?
Cheezmeister - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
a little repetitive, but who am i to ruin your fun? it's still excellent...and i don't usually use that word. 5s.

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