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Song Parodies -> "Hogwarts Is A School Where I'll Learn Magic"

Original Song Title:

"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Hogwarts Is A School Where I'll Learn Magic"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 2nd parody of a song from "Ghost In The Machine." Harry Potter sings this parody after getting on the train.
When I tried to grab my letter,
Uncle Vernon came and grabbed me by the arm
Later, I opened my letter,
That Hagird gave me,
He protected me from such harm

Hogwarts is a school where I'll learn magic
It even has some spells and potions
Though, most of my life has been tragic
Cause of Dudley and Uncle Vernon

Hagrid told me I'm a wizard
And told me I am famous cause of my scar
I know that the Dursleys lied
That my parents died in a crash of a car

Hogwarts is a school where I'll learn magic
It even has some spells and potions
Though, most of my life has been tragic
Cause of Dudley and Uncle Vernon

But I'm glad that I have made it to the Hogwarts train
With Ron and Hermione, though my scar gives me pain
That pain is caused by You-Know-Who
But it can always go away
Because I do not miss the Dursleys,
I am glad to be away

Hogwarts is a school where I'll learn magic
It even has some spells and potions
Though, most of my life has been tragic
Cause of Dudley and Uncle Vernon

Hogwarts is a school
Hogwarts is a school
Hogwarts is a school where I'll learn magic magic magic
Magic magic magic

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Agrimorfee - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
For some reason, this seems rushed compared to your other HP works, Rad. As I always say, take your time. Also, you missed that little coda that Sting sings under the fadeout, about how he's got "a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet."
UnKnownVotress - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I look into my magical crystal ball ,and I see some '5's tthere for your parody!

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