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Song Parodies -> "Inquisition Man"

Original Song Title:

"Demolition Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Inquisition Man"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

Grace Jones's cover of the original is probably better known, but I prefer the style of The Police.
I'm on your track, and the blame is coming
I keep the crooks and the women running
You're gonna see this is in God's plan
Well don't mess around; I'm the Inquisition Man

I will decide who is of God's picking
Why don't you stop all your screaming and kicking?
I'll make you see this is in God's plan
Don't mess around; I'm the Inquisition Man

I'm a... holy nightmare
A harbinger of doom
I force congregations to the silence of a tomb
I'm a right-wing whip
I'm a sordid hierophant
Making ethnic disasters
I'm the Inquisition Man

You are to me just a witch for the flame
I'll make you bleed, unless you... take the blame
You better hope your morals stand
I know what is sin, I'm the Inquisition Man

I'm a... holy nightmare
A harbinger of doom
I force congregations to the silence of a tomb
I'm a right-wing whip
I'm a sordid hierophant
Making ethnic disasters
I'm the Inquisition Man

Inquisition Man [8x]

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Kristof Robertson - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick's stigmata and now this? Benny Ex-Vee-Won is already having an influence...555
John Barry - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Inquisition man, Inquisition man
He gives you a conundrum:
Convert or face the flame
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alvin rhodes - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
clever ...5s
MrMacphisto - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys... :)

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