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Song Parodies -> "All the Meth You Bake"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"All the Meth You Bake"

Parody Written by:

Ben Schuldt

The Lyrics

All the meth you bake
Every move you make
Every law you break
Every drug you take

We'll be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay

We'll be watching you

We're about to raid...
This warrant says its okay...
How my poor eyes irrigate as we investigate!

Every move you make
Every law you break
The eye drops you take
Your "chlorine lake"

We'll be catching you

You tried to clean up and leave not a trace.
You dreamt this right; that we'd never crack this case?
I sniff around and there's a smell I can't quite place
You freaked and ran away only to get maced.
You'll keep crying for about a week.

All the meth you bake
Every law you break
Every cop you hate
You can postulate

We've thrown the book at you.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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neminem - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I've only heard the song a couple times, so I don't know whether the five I'll be giving you in pacing is accurate... but it deserves a 5 in humor, so I have to vote ;-).
Ben Schuldt - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
There are many lines I didn’t change from the original song so I presume the pacing is similar... It's amazing how much this love song lends to being on a stakeout...or stalking someone. Thanks for the votes!
2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
The match-up of 'raid' and 'Okay' didn't rub me the right way. Other than that, good job on this.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmmm...pacing is way off for me in a number of places, really hurt my enjoyment of the song. Are we all listening to the same song? :)
Ben Schuldt - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I'm not the greatest at following pacing...I am meticulous at counting syllables, but sometimes I forgo that too for funniness...I'm not going to argue. I personally think that "raid" and "okay" have the same "ay" sound...but everyone sings differently. If you mumble just right…lol.
Michael Pacholek - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The title was worth fives, the text "only" fours.
mike jones - December 23, 2006 - Report this comment
for real
Kaiya - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment

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