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Song Parodies -> "Every Dish You Make"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Dish You Make"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I have actually called the Police for my wife's cooking
Every dish you make
Every pie you bake
Recipes you fake
Chocolate fudge on steak
I'll be gagging soon

Every single dish
Be it fowl or fish
Tell me it's delish
Oh, you make me wish
I was eating out

Oh, can't you see
Your food is killing me
How my stomach aches
From every dish you make

Every pot you brew
Tastes like doggie-doo
Always something new
By the time you're through
I'll be throwing up

Since you've taken that awful cooking class
I've been dreaming of pheasant under glass
Or a simple burger that won't give me gas
But until you make something that will pass
You keep trying, Baby, Baby, please!

Every dish you make
Is a big mistake
Every rock-hard cake
How much can I take
I'll be dying soon

I'll be dying soon....

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 5

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Royce Miller - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the one guy graduated to a "2" guy; he hit you and me also; I think your parody is great. 5's
Decade Police - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah,, another incorrect decade. I thought we all knew that this was 80s. And Ronald Reagan was president at the time, so it had to be 80s.
Royce Miller - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Mr. Decade Police: I'm impressed--not only are you protecting and serving, you are also learned in politics.
Billy Florio - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was pretty good
Diva - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good.
John Jenkins - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody - what is the story behind calling the Police about your wife's cooking?
Guy DiRito - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent - Maybe you should make sure that your better half does not see this. Do you have a really high life insurance policy? Give wife's cooking 1+1+1 - Give song 5+5+5.

And Royce, I always knew that the ones guy was full of number two.
Phil Alexander - October 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good one, Rick - I had a look at your website, and anyone who quotes Tom Lehrer, Weird Al and Groucho Marx as their muses is OK with me :-)
Omri Rahmil - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
hey Rick, reminds me of someones cooking. Cool song ;-) . MAke more Omri
Rick D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi Omri. Lots of good stuff already here, Still writing.
Johnny D - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, older-parody-surfing pays off - this one's a gourmet gross-out worthy of 555 Tums. Well (urp) done, Rick.
Jude Rodamer - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Great song! All 5s from me!
Paul Robinson - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick D - Good job, 555. You know I was just thinking that if someone set out to write an original song with the INTENT that people would write parodies of it you couldn't create a more suitable song structure. A kajillion different themes could be explored within this. If I knew what a kajillion was anyway.

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