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Song Parodies -> "Sausage With My Waffles"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Sausage With My Waffles"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

i can't stand the way
this breakfast looks to me
no way to start the day
there's not enough, you see
more hungriness than any man could bear
won't you bring me more
my plate looks awful bare

this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
sausage with my waffles

sometimes i eat so fast
that i start to choke
i should have known
that act is not smart
so now i'm contemplatin' whether
i should use my knife
or bite these things apart

this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
sausage with my waffles

woke up this morning
can't believe what i saw
a single stinkin' waffle
cause kenny's folks are poor
seems i got used to eatin' alone
i have two dozen sausages
when i dine at home

this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
this is a mess, i guess...i've been burned
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
i hope that i am gettin'
sausage with my waffles




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Johnny D - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Five-a-licious.
... - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Liked it. Now I'm hungry!
Phil Nelson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
One of my favorite songs, good parody.
Meriadoc - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Except for the word 'kenny' it almost worked out to a 'normal' parody - hee hee! :-)
south park al - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the votes, folks....waffles for everybody !
Agrimorfee - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sily stuff... I could picture early-era Adam Sandler strumming this on his guitar during SNL. ;)
Jack Wilson - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! I love food parodies, and most of my parodies are about food LOL anyways great job!
south park al - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for taking the time to vote and leave comments
... - March 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh wait a minute! I voted 5-5-5 before seeing that a part was missing! Please change my vote to 4-5-5!
The part that's missing is at the end. In the original, Sting repeats "Sendin' out an SOS" over and over through the fade out at the end; whereas in this parody there's no corresponding phrase.
But like I said earlier, it was good.
Know 1 can hear you dream - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What? Not with Pop-Tarts? :-)
south park al - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i like the generic wild berry toaster pastries they sell at walmart oh and here's a fade out chorus breakfast is a freakin' mess breakfast is a freakin' mess breakfast is a freakin' mess ok ?....hee hee hee
Ellipsis - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Works for me, SPA.
Joe Mama - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
HMGMPHH! HAKOGGG! Just me choking down these delicious waffles and this awesome sausage! V-V-V

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