You just go "achoo"
'Cause you've got the flu
Lot of pills you take
Your poor head still aches
'Cause you've got the flu

You don't look too good
Don't feel as you should
You are ill at ease
Try to catch some zee's
'Til you're better, dude

And you just sneeze
Hack and cough and wheeze
How your stomach aches
It's more than you can take

Nose is running, too
And you feel like poo
You are feeling blue
Not much you can do
'Cause you've got the flu

Now you're sick and you're feeling just like crap
You close your eyes just to try and take a nap
Your nose it runs and it's dripping with loose snot
You feel your head and your temperature is hot
You may just barf as you drop down to your knees

Remedies you take
Don't your fever break
Now your poor head aches
And your stomach quakes
'Cause you've got the flu

Now you've got the flu
Not much you can do
You just go "achoo"