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Song Parodies -> "King Of Shame"

Original Song Title:

"King Of Pain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"King Of Shame"

Parody Written by:

M. McCain

The Lyrics

I noticed my last parody, "When You Spew Hate( With Liberal Rancor)", got a tepid response. I thought it was witty and clever. I think the low-score votes were probably submitted by Democrats, who are notorious for being able to dish it out( but they can't take it ). Anyway, I'm glad to see I "touched a nerve". ;-)
Saw another Kerry lie on the news today
It's the same old junk as yesterday
"I can do a better job than Bushie can."
But John has no clue and he has no plan

He's standing around waiting for the wind
His flip-flop on issues he cannot defend
The President's mettle he will trash and maim
It's so clear to me that he's the King of Shame

There's a sodomite trying to tie the knot
( It's so clear to me )
"We want our rights!" and all that rot
( It's so clear to me )
So tell me now, how do you consummate?
( It's so clear to me )
The pieces don't fit with your newfound "mate"
( It's so clear to me )

But with John F Kerry they have found a friend
Who will throw his support behind this ghastly trend
"They were born this way, so it's God we'll blame"
It's so easy to see that he's the King of Shame

Kerry shifts in the wind with his conscience seared
( It's so clear to me )
Fickle polls telling him which way to steer
( It's so clear to me )
Double-minded, he's unstable in every way
( It's so clear to me )
Void of wisdom, we'll all be the ones who pay
( It's so clear to me )

He's standing around waiting for the wind
His flip-flop on issues he cannot defend
The President's mettle he will trash and maim
It's so clear to me that he's the King of Shame

He's walking around with his eyes torn out
Blind leads the blind, without a shadow of doubt
There's his rich wife, sleeping on a golden bed
When she gets mad ,her face turns a ketchup-red
King of Shame

Democrats on the hunt like a wolfen pack
( It's so clear to me )
Stuffing ballot boxes, their plan of attack
( It's so clear to me )
Saw another Kerry lie on the news today
It's the same old junk as yesterday...

He's standing around waiting for the wind
His flip-flop on issues he cannot defend
The President's mettle he will trash and maim
It's so clear to me that he's the King of Shame
King of Shame
King of Shame
King of Shame
He'll always be King of Shame

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