Ate lunch so many times today
And I guess it's free food if it's a buffet
But I won't ever change my khakis again
And burrito's are so yummy when It's only 10

I guess you'd call it hungriness
But I'm not prepared to go on like this
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants... My pants can't loosen no,
My pants can't loosen no
My pants can't loosen no
My pants can't loosen no

I tried to cut myself some slack
By cutting off the buttons at front and back
I can't see my feet or how much I weigh
And nobody listens to a word I say

With a heart attack at higher risk
Just to carry on eating doesn't help one bit

My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen.
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen....

*Burp*

Guess this is my last soufflé
The restraunt's closed... for the day
But you'll be sorry when I'm dead
Cause you'll be out of your eggs and bread

I guess you'd call it suicide
But I'm so full, I've cut off my thighs
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen
My pants, my pants, my pants can't loosen........