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Song Parodies -> "The Hogwarts Train Song"

Original Song Title:

"Synchronicity II"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"The Hogwarts Train Song"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 12th Harry Potter song and my 8th HP parody of a song from "Synchronicity." This one is about Harry taking the trip to Hogwarts where he lives to see his fifth school year.
All aboard everybody!!

***Mrs. Weasley***:
I'm gonna miss you children!!

We're gonna miss you too, mother!!

***Mrs. Weasley***:
I'm gonna miss you Harry and Hermione!!

***Harry and Hermione***:
We're gonna miss you too, Mrs. Weasley!!

***Mr. and Mrs. Weasley***:
Bye, everyone!!

***Harry and his friends***:

(Harry and his friends get inside the train and it leaves immediately. Then the music starts.)

I thought I would never see another year at Hogwarts.

Yeah, me too.

Guys, I am reminding you to change into your wizard robes before you attend school!!

***Harry and Ron***:
Okay, Hermione!! We'll do that!!

(Then the music starts)

I caught this train at eleven this morning
After I ran through a brick wall
To a station known as Platform nine and three quarters
This year, I hope to catch this ball
Which is known as the gold Snitch in the Quidditch stadium
In this train, I get to buy sweets and cakes
While we're taking the long distance
To a fifth year that we are gonna take
Miles durin' the day takes up a lot of time
The rest of this day is what it takes

It is a beautiful September morning
And the train belches smoke into the sky
My worst times are my summer holidays
All my Hogwarts friends know why
It's because I waste them with the dumb Dursleys on a Muggle street
At home, I do not always have a watch
But I count down the summer holidays on my calender
Bad magic use can get me by the crotch
If I had not won the battle in the courtroom
I'd be smellin' bad Scotch

(Music stops for a moment. Then, there's a scene where Hermione lectures her friends in the evening.)

Guys!! The train will arrive in ten minutes!! You don't want Hagrid to see you in those Muggle clothes or there will be a bad start to the fifth year at Hogwarts!!

All right, Hermione!! We'll hurry up!!

(Music continues)

This trip to Hogwarts will shortly end
This fifth year, we might have to face
Harder schoolwork from our many classes
I think that Snape is a big disgrace
That ridiculous teacher is the Head of Slytherin
Sometimes he gives detention and no breaks
This year, I'm fifteen and I start what is called puberty
I hope that Cho doesn't give me heartcahes
I took the ride today and I'll see Dumbledore
This great Hogwarts Headmaster
Will not make magic fake
I took the ride today

(Music ends. Then, the train arrives at the Hogwarts station.)

All right, everybody!! Out of the train!! Time to go to school!! There's a start-of-term feast comin' right up!!

Finally, we made it!! We get to see the first day of our fifth year tomorrow!!

Yeah!! But we don't know what's comin' this year!! We might have to choose future careers later this year!!

Don't worry, Ron!! You'll come up with something.

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raddog20002002 - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
In the first perenthesis sentence, I forgot to delete "Then the music starts."
Agrimorfee - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Good luck as you continue on.
2Eagle - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
That makes me think of Harry Potter in "On the Town".
raddog20002002 - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel the same way, 2Eagle!

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