***Conductor***:
All aboard everybody!!

***Mrs. Weasley***:
I'm gonna miss you children!!

***Ron***:
We're gonna miss you too, mother!!

***Mrs. Weasley***:
I'm gonna miss you Harry and Hermione!!

***Harry and Hermione***:
We're gonna miss you too, Mrs. Weasley!!

***Mr. and Mrs. Weasley***:
Bye, everyone!!

***Harry and his friends***:
Bye!!

(Harry and his friends get inside the train and it leaves immediately. Then the music starts.)

***Harry***:
I thought I would never see another year at Hogwarts.

***Ron***:
Yeah, me too.

***Hermione***:
Guys, I am reminding you to change into your wizard robes before you attend school!!

***Harry and Ron***:
Okay, Hermione!! We'll do that!!

(Then the music starts)

***Harry***:
I caught this train at eleven this morning
After I ran through a brick wall
To a station known as Platform nine and three quarters
This year, I hope to catch this ball
Which is known as the gold Snitch in the Quidditch stadium
In this train, I get to buy sweets and cakes
While we're taking the long distance
To a fifth year that we are gonna take
Miles durin' the day takes up a lot of time
The rest of this day is what it takes

It is a beautiful September morning
And the train belches smoke into the sky
My worst times are my summer holidays
All my Hogwarts friends know why
It's because I waste them with the dumb Dursleys on a Muggle street
At home, I do not always have a watch
But I count down the summer holidays on my calender
Bad magic use can get me by the crotch
If I had not won the battle in the courtroom
I'd be smellin' bad Scotch

(Music stops for a moment. Then, there's a scene where Hermione lectures her friends in the evening.)

***Hermione***:
Guys!! The train will arrive in ten minutes!! You don't want Hagrid to see you in those Muggle clothes or there will be a bad start to the fifth year at Hogwarts!!

***Harry***:
All right, Hermione!! We'll hurry up!!

(Music continues)

This trip to Hogwarts will shortly end
This fifth year, we might have to face
Harder schoolwork from our many classes
I think that Snape is a big disgrace
That ridiculous teacher is the Head of Slytherin
Sometimes he gives detention and no breaks
This year, I'm fifteen and I start what is called puberty
I hope that Cho doesn't give me heartcahes
I took the ride today and I'll see Dumbledore
This great Hogwarts Headmaster
Will not make magic fake
I took the ride today

(Music ends. Then, the train arrives at the Hogwarts station.)

***Hagrid***:
All right, everybody!! Out of the train!! Time to go to school!! There's a start-of-term feast comin' right up!!

***Harry***:
Finally, we made it!! We get to see the first day of our fifth year tomorrow!!

***Ron***:
Yeah!! But we don't know what's comin' this year!! We might have to choose future careers later this year!!

***Harry***:
Don't worry, Ron!! You'll come up with something.