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Song Parodies -> "Quirrell The Double-Face Man"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Quirrell The Double-Face Man"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 9th Harry Potter parody of a song from "Ghost In the Machine." This is about when Harry finds Quirrell with Voldemort's face on the back of his head.
My friend's and I fell down from the Devil's Snare
To sneak away from the big dog's evil glare
The underground passage is two hundred feet deep
I see a professor now
Who gives me the creeps

It's the double-face man
It's the double-face man

Quirrell's that man who wants to have me so dead
I saw the stone in the Mirror of Erised
I pretended that I saw nothin' in the mirror
To guard the stone from the evil professor

From that double-face man
From that double-face man
From that double-face man
From that double-face man
I will make him go to hell

My hands have the power to make him die away
No matter how he strangles me in any way
There's no need to kill him with a gun or a knife
I have enough magic to take away the life

Of the double-face man
Of the double-face man
Of the double-face man
Of the double-face man

I'll kill off that
Evil double-face man......

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
It's rad, raddog! Have you heard about the Amiright Idol contest? You might want to participate, come to the message board at for details. Keep up the good work.
Jason - May 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Welcome back Raddy! This is very good.

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