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Song Parodies -> "Dolores Umbridge Blues II"

Original Song Title:

"King Of Pain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Police

Parody Song Title:

"Dolores Umbridge Blues II"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my sixth Harry Potter song and it is the next sequel to my parody of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police.
It started out with the summer holidays
In Privet Drive, these were my worst days
The dementors made Dudley's body drop
I used some magic to make them all stop

This illegal magic use caused me so much pain
I thought I would never get on the Hogwarts train
But I was lucky to arrive school from the train
And it got worse when I met this queen of pain

She's Dolores Umbridge, who won't go away
She is everywhere
She's mean to all of us every day
She just isn't fair
She made me write with my blood 'til I dropped
But she doesn't care
Detention with Umbridge has got to stop
Scar hurts in my hair

Because of Umbridge, I feel left out in the rain
She always drives all of us students insane
She's now inquisitor and we must end her reign
That stupid mean ugly bitch is the queen of pain

She writes a decree and posts it on every wall
Her rules are not fair
She has the power to Apparate through the walls
She does it everywhere
My Quiddtich practice got banished by her ebb
But she doesn't care
We feel like we're all trapped in her spider web
This is so unfair

The Dursleys and Umbridge cause me twice the pain
This all has got to stop or I will go insane
There's got to be a way to end Umbridge's reign
And it's my destiny to stop this queen of pain

In mid-December, I chose to go out
To spend some time with the Weasleys without a doubt
Because Umbridge would make my face turn red
It is hard to make her inquisition so dead
Queen of pain

She discourages us and makes us slack
Her rules are not fair
She gives me a severe pain in the back
But she doesn't care
I think Dolores Umbridge should move away
She's mean to all of us every day

Because of Umbridge, I feel left out in the rain
She always drives all of us students insane
She is inquisitor and we must end her reign
That stupid mean ugly bitch is the queen of pain

Queen of pain
Queen of pain
Queen of pain
Umbridge is the queen of pain

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Agrimorfee - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Inconsistent pacing throughout, but the call and response vocal parts were damned good. Keep at it--will you do all of Synchronicity as HP&tOotP?
raddog20002002 - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
That would be a good idea, Agrimorfee and I am glad that you have faith in my parody writing!!! :)

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