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Song Parodies -> "Don't Drive So Close To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close To Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Drive So Close To Me"

Parody Written by:

Doommaster1994

The Lyrics

I was on the airport when I thought up some of the lyrics of this song. Then I forgot the lyrics and a few days later (now), I remembered most of the lyrics and then wrote the rest. I saw a few 'Don't Drive So Close To Me' parodies on here, but I thought I'd do one on my own. I did the best I could to make the parody sound as close to the original as possible, but I'm not really good at parodies! Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
Bad driver the subject,
of inhumanity.
I hate him so badly,
why won't he let me be?
Inside me I'm raging,
to fight him in the cage.
Now he's right on my bumper,
this guy is twice my age.

Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.
Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.

Oh great he hit my car,
you know I am upset.
One car length each ten miles,
something he doesn't get.
angry and frustrated,
I want him to just die.
He makes me so mad that,
I almost want to cry.

Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.
Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.

Good thing I have State Farm,
to help me they can try.
I say the slogan and,
that commercial's a lie!
No agent to help me,
that just pisses me off.
Just wait 'til they get here,
they really make me scoff.

Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.
Don't drive don't drive so,
don't drive so close to me.

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Brian Kelly - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Do you live in New York by any chance?
Callmelennie - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Thought this was going to be a comment on the Tony Stewart incident
Jonathan - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
drove me to tears with laughter 5's by the way is it just me or does the tune of the original song sound a bit like Dire Strait's "Money For Nothing?"
Melanie Lee - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Going 555 mph! Vroom, vroom!
Old Chinese Woman - August 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Pure self-centered road-rage garbage.
Dave W. - August 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Well, from now on.... I know what I'll be singing when that time arrives......Don't drive, don't drive, don't drive so ...LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!........$HIT

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