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Song Parodies -> "Tea In Hagrid's Cabin"

Original Song Title:

"Tea In The Sahara"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Tea In Hagrid's Cabin"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This one is my 14th Harry Potter song and my 10th HP parody of a song from "Synchronicity." Plus, this one is the 70th of all my parodies from the past almost 3 years. This one is about when Harry talks about how Hagrid hid the fact that it was Grawp who bruised him. This is also about how Grawp saved Harry and his friends, and how Harry hopes that Sirius Black survives in the fight against Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
My friends and I
Found out the real reason why
Hagrid's face looked strange
His brother Grawp acted deranged
Hagrid covered his eye
He had bruises around his eye
Hagrid made a false reason
That it was from a bunch of dragons

When we had tea in Hagrid's cabin that day
When we had tea in Hagrid's cabin that day

But Grawp has agreed
That his respect is Hagrid's need
Their relations got better
Instead of pain, there was pleasure
This would have happened here
Long ago this fifth year
Hagrid's sorry that he lied
About those dragons in the sky

Tea in Hagrid's cabin long ago
Tea in Hagrid's cabin long ago
Tea in Hagrid's cabin long ago
Tea in Hagrid's cabin long ago

I miss Sirius Black
Will he ever come back?
Will he survive this June
Or will he die so soon?
He will never return
If black magic makes him burn
I'm glad Grawp roamed this land
To save us on this land

Right near Hagrid's cabin this night
Right near Hagrid's cabin this night....

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Agrimorfee - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Liberties taken with the title refrain pacing compel me to vote 444.

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