Song Parodies -> Everything You Bake
| Original Song Title: | "Every Breath You Take" |
| Original Performer: | The Police |
| Parody Song Title: | "Everything You Bake" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
Dedicated to the School Cafeteria Crew.
Everything you bake
All the junk you make
Everything you bake
All the angel food cake
I've been watching you
Every single day
During lunch hour--HEY!
We pay buck 35
For stuff that's alive
We are saying "Boo!"
Thinking of the food you bake, everything you bake
Every burger you fry, it is no lie
We've been watching you
Since yesterday, I've been gone without a trace
I was at the Food & Drug Administration's place
I talked to them about the cooks they should replace
They sent to me some inspectors who'll check your place
They won't leave, even with a big "PLEASE!"
Oh,.day by day at our school cafe
We sure don't feel safe
We get a stomach ache
Everything you bake
All the junk you make
Dear ladies and men, it can't happen again
They'll be watching you
All the moves you make, all the time you take
They'll be watching you...
(ad lib to fade)
All the junk you make
Everything you bake
All the angel food cake
I've been watching you
Every single day
During lunch hour--HEY!
We pay buck 35
For stuff that's alive
We are saying "Boo!"
Thinking of the food you bake, everything you bake
Every burger you fry, it is no lie
We've been watching you
Since yesterday, I've been gone without a trace
I was at the Food & Drug Administration's place
I talked to them about the cooks they should replace
They sent to me some inspectors who'll check your place
They won't leave, even with a big "PLEASE!"
Oh,.day by day at our school cafe
We sure don't feel safe
We get a stomach ache
Everything you bake
All the junk you make
Dear ladies and men, it can't happen again
They'll be watching you
All the moves you make, all the time you take
They'll be watching you...
(ad lib to fade)
Copyright 1983, Agrimorfee agrimorfee@hotmail.com. An oldy moldie in my collection, this was actually first published in my junior high-school newspaper. Whether this actually changed the the school lunch program (or even the world), I have my doubts. :)
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Thought I'd come check out one of your songs after you paced mine with a four. Wow. A four from you is a backhanded compliment!
I call 'em as I see 'em, and so do you, evidently. :) I've written better, I've written worse. Check out more of mine, and I will be happy to check out what else you come up with. Cheers.
Hey Ag, was that u who 1'd THICKET TO HIDE? :-D Cheerios
Pol--No, never read it.
Man, if only my school made angel food cake XD This is nice.
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