-> "Can't Stand No Clothes On Me"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Stand No Clothes On Me"
The Lyrics
my body's...not perfect...for naked fantasies
i want to...so badly...i'm into nudity
inside me...there's longing...bareness is all the rage
undressing...i've no clothes now...not bad for middle age
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
my friend is...so jealous...cause she's not ready yet
sometimes...its not so easy...to show your silhouette
temptation...elation...unclad, with joy, she cries
she don't stop...paradin'...she's glad she finally tried
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
we're nude...in the bedroom...that's when my wife drops by
strong words...a dark cloud looms...the accusations fly
its no use...she's seen her...and she is so pissed off
though, we're not...romantic...she's sure that we have boffed
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
can't stand...can't stand no...can't stand no clothes on me
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