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Song Parodies -> "Exercise In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Exercise In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

A new research study published in the FASEB Journal, suggests that the "healthy" ingredient in red wine, resveratrol, may prevent sedentary lifestyles on people. Resveratrol may not be a substitute for exercise, but it could slow deterioration until someone can get moving again." MMmmm....Exercise In A Bottle....I Like It..:)
Just a healthy guy
Trying to improve my shape
And something caught my eye
About my red wine grapes
It has resveratrol
An anti sedentary mass
So let’s all pump iron as we raise our glass

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

A year has passed since I took their advice
Sipping wine all day that is warm or in ice
I feel so good now, it’s the way to go
Who needs heavy weights
When you have some Merlot

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Domestic or import, I don’t mind
If it’s on sale, that’s a good sign
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

Woke up one morning
And there lying next to me
A hundred billion bottles
Scattered for all to see
My friends all said I was an exercise dork
Until I showed them the study
And then they popped their corks

I’ll have another glass of red wine
The research I read said it was fine
Out to the liquor store to buy
Domestic or import, I don’t mind
If it’s on sale, that is a good sign
Exercise in a bottle
Exercise in a bottle

I’ll have another glass of red wine
I’ll have another glass of red wine
I’ll have another glass of red wine

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