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Song Parodies -> "Condoms"

Original Song Title:

"Contact"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Condoms"

Parody Written by:

Elgin Edward Suiter

The Lyrics

I've got a "Thump!" in my pants about the size of France,
I'd come on over if I thought that I'd have a chance...

Have we got condoms, you or me?,
Have we protection? IUD?

I've got condoms in my room and in my car,
I'll play it safe- sometimes, things can go too far...

Have we got condoms, you or me?
Have we protection? Let me see...

I've had a tryst with some women I have known,
They're never alone with the use of a clone...

Have we got condoms, you or me?
Have we protection, two or three...

Have we got condoms, two or three?
Have we protection? (No STD's)

I've got a "bump" in my pants about the size of France,
I'd come on over if I thought I could have this dance...

Have we got condoms, you or me?
Have we protection? Don't "Trust me..."

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