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Song Parodies -> "Tomb Raider's New Battle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Tomb Raider's New Battle"

Parody Written by:

Logan Maxwell

The Lyrics

In a shanty town
You will find Lara Croft, oh
She found this one place
Called the Cradle of Life, oh
She's a Tomb Raider
And an adventurer
Come and see, she is the biggest superhero
I am a Tomb Raider, you'll know that
I am a Tomb Raider, you'll know that
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
Tomb Raider's new battle, yea
Tomb Raider's new battle, yea
A year has passed since I found Von Croy
I totally know this right from the start
Only the Cradle of Life will be a new thing
The Tomb Raider will be there, I know that by heart
I am a Tomb Raider, you'll know that
I am a Tomb Raider, you know that
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
Tomb Raider's new battle, yeah
Tomb Raider's new battle, yeah
She is a superhero, I know she was here
She is the greatest hero, I know when I was seeing her
Seems like she was traveling through time
Find out about this Tomb Raider, she will be doing fine
I am a Tomb Raider, you'll know that
I am a Tomb Raider, you'll know that
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
We know that Lara goes to
Tomb Raider's new battle, yeah
Tomb Raider's new battle, yeah
Tomb Raider's new battle, oh
Tomb Raider's new battle, oh
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider
Seeing a very big Tomb Raider

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Peter Andersson - July 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad for an unlinked author. :-)

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