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Song Parodies -> "Gold Snitch On My Hands"

Original Song Title:

"Demolition Man"

Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Gold Snitch On My Hands"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 5th Harry Potter parody of a song from "Ghost In The Machine." It is about when Harry helped his team win the Quidditch game.
In the Quidditch game, I was just flying
On my broomstick and I kept on trying
To catch the Snitch with my right hand
But at the end, I spat the Snitch into my hands

Because I won, everyone was cheering
Shortly before that, everyone was fearing
That I’d end up pukin' on my hands
But everyone’s surprised about the Snitch on my hands

When my broom was actin’ funny, I thought I’d be so doomed
That I would end up in the hospital wing room
But I kept on flyin’
To catch the Snitch with my hands
I’m a winning Seeker
With the gold Snitch on my hands

Draco Malfoy thought my skills were so lame
The first time I got into the Quidditch game
But I know who could be my fans
It would be my best friends
Like Hagrid, the giant man

There’s gonna be a party in the Gryffindor room
It’s my victory celebration in that big room
That is worth a tip
All my friends shout, “You’re the man!”
They know I’m a winner
Cause I caught the Snitch with my hands

Caught the Snitch with my hands.....

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Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
A snitch in time saves nine =) Well done, nice job bringing Harry Potter into the world of the Police
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent...made one of my least favorite songs on the album more palatable. (currently rereading Halblood prince to prepare for Deathly Hallows!)
raddog20002002 - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm currently rereading Halfblood Prince to prepare for Deathly Hallows, too! Anyways, thanks for your regards to my parody, guys!
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I always thought Sting would've made a great professor at Hogwarts. Great stuff, dog. 555
raddog20002002 - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe he would have played as Firenze, the teaching centaur, who replaces Trelawney in "Order of the Phoenix." Anyways, thanks for your regards, Kristof.

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