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Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

To tie in with the Roseanne marathon on Nick at Nite, here's my latest parody.
You don't have to be on Nick at Nite
Your days are over
Don't they play you on TBS enough times?

You don't have to let Darlene get high
Your sitcom was funny
You don't care if you're wrong or if you're right

You don't have to be on Nick at Nite

Roseanne.....(repeat indefinitely)

I loved you since I knew you
I never talked down to you
(Now) I have to tell you just how I feel
That Tom Arnold is a crazy boy
I know your show was made up
You never wore your make up (That I know of)
You won't do the National Anthem again

It was a bad thing
You don't have to be on Nick at Nite
You don't have to be on Nick at Nite

Roseanne.....(Repeat indefinitely)

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Diva - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! Rosanne's show was the anti-Brady Bunch.
lebeiw15 - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
DANGIT! YOU BEAT ME TO IT! Haha.. nice parody
Adagio - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Dang it! Can't watch late night shows without it being ALL Roseanne. Good job!
Claude Prez - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This was a great idea; fairly well executed. Nice job.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh please, the daughters were the funny ones on the show. And Diva: That's the greatest compliment any TV show could have!
... - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree that Roseanne doesn't need to be on Nick at Nite. I think she's on Oxygen now.
roseann - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
he my names roseann i just wanted to know wat was this well nevermind
Javier Madrid - September 30, 2021 - Report this comment
I also heard a version that went: Roseanne You don't have to take another bite... Those days are over... Your body's exploding in cellulite... Roseanne You don't have to eat that cake tonite Scarf down a dozen donuts You don't care if its wrong or if its right...

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